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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Tue 16.01.2018, 16:13

chipp wrote:
lotusflasherman wrote:Looks to me like the reflection on the rear hip is showing signs of Photoshop so I wouldn't make any judgement about the boot opening... and the 5 stud wheels are just weird ! You pay 'an arm and a leg' for a 4 stud S2, how much for a 5 stud ???

Now here's a 2 minute photoshop bastard picture - what's changed? :lol:

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You've cleaned it :lol:

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Me?... Not this weather, too cold. :lol: I've been contracting it out for a while .. £5 well spent ... (their tariff is £4 but they get a cold weather tip).

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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Giniw » Tue 16.01.2018, 16:51

Rambo wrote:The 2 babes have gone :(

No look, I think they are back! 8)
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Tue 16.01.2018, 19:58

Giniw wrote:
Rambo wrote:The 2 babes have gone :(

No look, I think they are back! 8)


:lol:

by the way ... the winter wheels are black

P sottozero.jpg


and the clues for the bastard picture is 'open the boot?' & 'fill with fuel?'
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Tue 16.01.2018, 20:50

I'm lost. This thread is far too cryptic for me :banghead:
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Dave Eds » Tue 16.01.2018, 21:21

No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Wed 17.01.2018, 15:53

This thread just gets weirder and weirder. WTF ??
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby GeoffSmith » Wed 17.01.2018, 16:30

Summer wheels are invariably silver. Just ask Dico.
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Wed 17.01.2018, 16:40

Somebody told me he was silver all year. Probably Jayne :lol:
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Wed 17.01.2018, 17:39

Dave Eds wrote:No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!


:clap:
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby GeoffSmith » Wed 17.01.2018, 18:27

lotusflasherman wrote:
Dave Eds wrote:No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!


:clap:

I presume that was a camp joke.
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Wed 17.01.2018, 19:20

GeoffSmith wrote:
lotusflasherman wrote:
Dave Eds wrote:No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!


:clap:

I presume that was a camp joke.


In my bastard picture I'd ''shopped out" the boot lid gap to make it look Federal and the fuel filler flap - just to prove you shouldn't believe everything you see in photos these days. Spud spotted the flap had gone, Mark needs to go to Specsavers... :lol:
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Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Wed 17.01.2018, 22:54

I thought something was amiss.

Your wheels used to be orange :D
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