FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FLAMED

[abmunro]

Not a great start Dave.

Old Droopy is well peed off!!

[muley]

if you can't take the piss out of yourself..............................................


20 Tottenham 2 0 0 1 1 5 0 0 1 0 3 -7 0

On the bright side I believe the Arsenal lost as well

J,

[DaveB]

FECK...!!

I am told the videprinter had to write 'EIGHT'

My prediction of mid-table oblivion for the Arse is looking a bit hopeful now... Three weeks into the season and I have not had the balls to watch MOTD yet.

[GeoffSmith]

£13m Sunderland striker Gyan loaned out to UAE side by agent Bruce - keep it up Steve, you'll soon bankrupt them.

[GeoffSmith]

Cheick Tiote doesn't flush the toilet he just scares the s**t out of it.



Next stop Wolves and Joey's wimpy mate Karl Henry.

[GeoffSmith]

Ba.... Ba.... Ba.



…although I refuse to get carried away as we haven't played any of the top teams yet (or so the cockney media say).

[abmunro]

Ba.... Ba.... Ba.



…although I refuse to get carried away as we haven't played any of the top teams yet (or so the cockney media say).

I agree we haven't played any team of note yet.


I'll still be happy to finish in the top 10

[Dave Eds]

just give Al Mancini's world all stars a good thrashing at Middle Eastlands, that'll sheikh the whole thing up

[DaveB]

Ba.... Ba.... Ba.



…although I refuse to get carried away as we haven't played any of the top teams yet (or so the cockney media say).

I agree we haven't played any team of note yet.

WOOOAAAHHH !!

What about August 13th, V Arsenal...





... Oh no, wait, I forgot. The mighty Arse are a mid-table team now...

[GeoffSmith]

No need to be as smug as Specky when Hull were third in the Prem....

Hull joint top of the Premiership.gif

[muley]

Who'd have thought it - mighty Spurs on the same points as Chelsea with a game in hand..

(perhaps I should have posted in the things that made you smile thread...)


Jim

[GeoffSmith]

Despite Howard (you'd never realised he's a Manure supporter, would you ) Webb turning down a stonewall penalty, we still cruised past last years runaway champions 3-0.

Best chant of the night apparently:

Colleen is a slapper,
she wears a wonder bra.
And when she's shagging Rooney,
she thinks of Demba Ba!

[abmunro]

Best chant of the night apparently:

Colleen is a slapper,
she wears a wonder bra.
And when she's shagging Rooney,
she thinks of Demba Ba!

Brilliant!!

Well deserved victory despite Webbs obvious cheating!!

[RayD]

I don’t normally follow football but you can’t help it this week what with one thing and another.

Can someone explain which skills a person would use to be an excellent manager if they readily admit to not being much cop at looking after money, adding up, writing, reading, or running a business?

[DavidEJM]

I don’t normally follow football but you can’t help it this week what with one thing and another.

Can someone explain which skills a person would use to be an excellent manager if they readily admit to not being much cop at looking after money, adding up, writing, reading, or running a business?

Sounds perfect for the England job to me!

I was wondering whether I should apply but I think I might be over qualified! I think I could save the FA some money though, I could make an ar5e of things for a lot less than £6m a year.

[muley]

I don’t normally follow football but you can’t help it this week what with one thing and another.

Can someone explain which skills a person would use to be an excellent manager if they readily admit to not being much cop at looking after money, adding up, writing, reading, or running a business?

I think Harry lets the results speak for themselves. (I know I did )

Jim

[GeoffSmith]

Good to see that the Spurs team are back to full strength - 12 players returned to WHL after jury service.

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[GeoffSmith]

Good to see the locals are making sure people don't get lost since the signs got lost...

[Steve A]

This could end up like the "Romans go home scene " in the Monty Pythons "Life of Brian"