FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FLAMED

[Steve A]

Its a bloody good day when you wake up to find United lost to your team!!!

or any team

[cliff]

A bloke goes into a travel agent and asks "Where's the best place to go on holiday?"

"Who do you support?" asks the agent

"Manchester United" the bloke replies.

"Well" said the agent. "You can't beat the Canaries at this time of year."

[cliff]

How many Chelsea Managers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

They don't know, the lightbulb usually outlasts them.

[epipete]

Experts have predicted that 'by 2025 you will be nowhere less than 6 feet away from an ex-Chelsea manager'!

[cliff]

Manchester Police have confirmed that a drugs testing kit was also chucked at Rio Ferdinand but he some how managed to avoid it

[paulrwebster]

We're back. Where's Specky?

[GeoffSmith]

Two minute applaudathon at OT for SAF - from the 5th minute of injury time to the full time whistle.

[theelanman]

SAF

AKA
Bacon Face......

[Dave Eds]

Evening Smiffy

[GeoffSmith]

Mornin' spud.

[GeoffSmith]

Deepest sympathies to the families and friends of people on board flight MH17 and in particular those of John Alder and Liam Sweeney.

John had only ever missed one Newcastle United match since 1973 (that one only because his mother had died) and they were on their way to New Zealand to watch the Newcastle friendlies.

A tragic loss of two true football fans.

[GeoffSmith]

He slips
He stamps
He's off to join the Yanks
Stevie G, Stevie G.

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[Scott J]

loved Skretels stamp, should have walked on the pretty boys face, Scum Utd., bunch of tossers.

[GeoffSmith]

Congratulations to Gibraltar for scoring their first ever competitive goal. Never mind Scotland, at least you won for a change and a Mackem scored your first hat-trick for 46 years.

[Scott J]

46 years was a shock. So super Kenny Dalgleish wasn't that good after all. Fletcher scored more goals in an hour than he did all season for Sunderland, their midfield must be s**t

[GeoffSmith]

So the last time Pedro and I went to St. James' was for my birthday in 2010: 6-0 vs Villa.
Yesterday was his 21st: 6-2 vs Norwich.

[paulrwebster]

Was that the score or your age

[Denny]

Boro are back and looks like we're swapping places with the toon

[Denny]

Boro are back and looks like we're swapping places with the toon

Edit: Are swapping places with the toon

Bring back King Kev

[GeoffSmith]

Yep. We were going down when we only signed yet more average midfielders instead of strikers and defenders last Summer and appointed the wally with the brolly.

Oh for a club with a decent owner, staff and sponsors… but at least we don't have pink seats.