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Postby epipete » Fri 23.11.2012, 10:23

Experts have predicted that 'by 2025 you will be nowhere less than 6 feet away from an ex-Chelsea manager'!
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Postby cliff » Mon 10.12.2012, 01:46

Manchester Police have confirmed that a drugs testing kit was also chucked at Rio Ferdinand but he some how managed to avoid it
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Postby paulrwebster » Sat 04.05.2013, 21:27

We're back. Where's Specky?
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Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 09.05.2013, 17:48

Two minute applaudathon at OT for SAF - from the 5th minute of injury time to the full time whistle.
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Postby theelanman » Thu 09.05.2013, 17:52

GeoffSmith wrote:SAF


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Postby Dave Eds » Wed 12.02.2014, 23:21

Evening Smiffy :lol:
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Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 13.02.2014, 11:14

Mornin' spud. :evil:
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Postby GeoffSmith » Fri 18.07.2014, 21:55

Deepest sympathies to the families and friends of people on board flight MH17 and in particular those of John Alder and Liam Sweeney.

John had only ever missed one Newcastle United match since 1973 (that one only because his mother had died) and they were on their way to New Zealand to watch the Newcastle friendlies.

A tragic loss of two true football fans.
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sun 22.03.2015, 23:13

He slips
He stamps
He's off to join the Yanks
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Postby Scott J » Mon 23.03.2015, 00:15

loved Skretels stamp, should have walked on the pretty boys face, Scum Utd., bunch of tossers.
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sun 29.03.2015, 21:09

Congratulations to Gibraltar for scoring their first ever competitive goal. Never mind Scotland, at least you won for a change and a Mackem scored your first hat-trick for 46 years.
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Postby Scott J » Tue 31.03.2015, 23:23

46 years was a shock. So super Kenny Dalgleish wasn't that good after all. Fletcher scored more goals in an hour than he did all season for Sunderland, their midfield must be s**t :lol:
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Postby GeoffSmith » Mon 19.10.2015, 17:41

So the last time Pedro and I went to St. James' was for my birthday in 2010: 6-0 vs Villa.
Yesterday was his 21st: 6-2 vs Norwich. :-D
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Postby paulrwebster » Mon 19.10.2015, 19:41

Was that the score or your age :evil:
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Postby Denny » Sat 07.05.2016, 23:12

Boro are back and looks like we're swapping places with the toon :bananasex: :lol:
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Postby Denny » Wed 11.05.2016, 21:48

Denny wrote:Boro are back and looks like we're swapping places with the toon :bananasex: :lol:


Edit: Are swapping places with the toon :lol:

Bring back King Kev :P :-D
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Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 12.05.2016, 08:30

Yep. We were going down when we only signed yet more average midfielders instead of strikers and defenders last Summer and appointed the wally with the brolly.

Oh for a club with a decent owner, staff and sponsors… but at least we don't have pink seats. :lol:
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Postby Dave Eds » Thu 12.05.2016, 14:27

My first ever top flight visit to to Cashley Park coming up this weekend. Hopefully the last as we!l.

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Postby Denny » Thu 12.05.2016, 16:25

I hope the toon bounce straight back up as is will be good to have all 3 Northeast teams in the Premiership.
That's if the Boro and Sunderland can hang on :|
The Championship is a tough league though. It took us 8 years :roll:
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Postby lotusles » Fri 13.05.2016, 21:09

GeoffSmith wrote:Yep. We were going down when we only signed yet more average midfielders instead of strikers and defenders last Summer and appointed the wally with the brolly.

Oh for a club with a decent owner, staff and sponsors… but at least we don't have pink seats. :lol:


Ha, we had a £28mill striker (really) and 4 England players, but obviously we support Sunderland, best result ever to lose to Sunderland we get a new manager....COYB
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