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Caption competition

Postby Stef » Sun 31.07.2016, 20:05

So, a fab weekend at Silverstone Classics held by a few of us.

Trying not to snigger too obviously, we saw this...

Comment away!!! :lol:

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Re: Caption competition

Postby Sport Paolo » Sun 31.07.2016, 20:41

I'll take a five iron.
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Re: Caption competition

Postby Rambo » Mon 01.08.2016, 01:29

Stick it where the sun doesn't shine :shock:
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Re: Caption competition

Postby Andy C » Mon 01.08.2016, 02:43

"Geez .. waiting around here is a pain in the arse"

"Bugger me .. where did I put my monopod?"

"Lets play "Pin the tail on the Honkie"

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Re: Caption competition

Postby muley » Mon 01.08.2016, 07:55

"Try sideways!"

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Re: Caption competition

Postby tb10 » Mon 01.08.2016, 08:37

"Alan didn't realise how much of a pain in the arse it was going to be waiting for his wife but, after all the years of marriage, he could still 'take it'!"..............
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Re: Caption competition

Postby Rambo » Mon 01.08.2016, 09:09

My piles are fair playing up this weekend :shock:
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Re: Caption competition

Postby Artaban » Mon 01.08.2016, 14:08

Image
"Alan wasn't convinced this was the appropriate place for a free medical screening but he'd put his urine sample on the table and now it was just a question of getting the stool collector and prostate probe to work"

or

"Something didn't seem right but he'd followed the instructions in the Lotus Manual to the letter..."carefully insert shaft into main body making sure that the ring is adequately lubricated to avoid compression"
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Re: Caption competition

Postby alan e » Mon 01.08.2016, 16:32

Whats all this with the name Alan if it dont stop now i will have take it up with my MP :D
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Re: Caption competition

Postby Nickydee » Mon 01.08.2016, 16:58

Artaban wrote:Image
"Alan wasn't convinced this was the appropriate place for a free medical screening but he'd put his urine sample on the table and now it was just a question of getting the stool collector and prostate probe to work"

or

"Something didn't seem right but he'd followed the instructions in the Lotus Manual to the letter..."carefully insert shaft into main body making sure that the ring is adequately lubricated to avoid compression"


:clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Caption competition

Postby alan e » Mon 01.08.2016, 17:23

He wondered how long he will have to stand here with the stick up he's arse before someone starts a caption competition?
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Re: Caption competition

Postby HJ2 » Mon 01.08.2016, 18:21

Shitting a monopod is... Hmmmmzzzzzz.....
shitting a 1.000mm tele however :bananasex:
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Re: Caption competition

Postby Rambo » Wed 03.08.2016, 21:46

Artaban wrote:Image
"Alan wasn't convinced this was the appropriate place for a free medical screening but he'd put his urine sample on the table and now it was just a question of getting the stool collector and prostate probe to work"

or

"Something didn't seem right but he'd followed the instructions in the Lotus Manual to the letter..."carefully insert shaft into main body making sure that the ring is adequately lubricated to avoid compression"


Andy wins the prize for the best caption(s)......















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Re: Caption competition

Postby Stef » Thu 04.08.2016, 21:34

Agreed! Winner indeed!
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