Why do football managers ......?

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Why do football managers ......?

Postby Rambo » Sat 25.08.2018, 23:03

Just watching Match of the Day and it has always puzzled me, but why do football managers and their supporting staff always sit in what look like leather clad Recaro car seats ? Some even look like Honda S2000 heated ones :shock:

No one ever seems to sit in M100 ones. Not even Norwich City
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Re: Who do football managers...

Postby Rambo » Sat 25.08.2018, 23:14

And does Jurgen Klopp have false teeth ? Or just too many in his mouth ?
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Re: Who do football managers...

Postby John_W » Sat 25.08.2018, 23:48

Wierd! :smt102
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sun 26.08.2018, 11:40

Rambo wrote:And does Jurgen Klopp have false teeth ? Or just too many in his mouth ?

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Postby simonbuk » Sun 26.08.2018, 22:43

Why do they always seem to be chewing chewing gum ? Not only that, why do they seem to chew it at such a fast speed ?
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Re: Who do football managers...

Postby Rambo » Mon 27.08.2018, 09:11

And why do they always do it with their mouths open ?
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Re: Who do football managers...

Postby Rambo » Mon 27.08.2018, 09:16

Actually, it's a well known scientific fact that people who choose gum have a much higher incidence of flatulence. It's caused by taking up lots of air into the abdominal cavity. So, not only do football managers speak more bullshit than the ordinary person, they actually fart more too
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Re: Who do football managers...

Postby Ruijs » Wed 24.10.2018, 22:36

Interesting theory.
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Re: Why do football managers ......?

Postby Bolsom » Wed 06.02.2019, 09:20

Why are none of them English?
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Re: Why do football managers ......?

Postby muley » Wed 06.02.2019, 19:24

:D
Bolsom wrote:Why are none of them English?


..because the English are cr*p at soccer.


Still, they're better than the Scottish..
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Re: Why do football managers ......?

Postby Rambo » Thu 07.02.2019, 20:30

Bolsom wrote:Why are none of them English?


And the ones that are sound moronic :lol:

PS Scottish managers not only sound moronic but pissed as well :drunk:
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Re: Why do football managers ......?

Postby sideways » Thu 07.02.2019, 22:19

muley wrote::D
Bolsom wrote:Why are none of them English?


..because the English are cr*p at soccer.


Still, they're better than the Scottish..


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