Lotus Elan Central

† BOLLECKS* One-off North East Rendezvous

*Bristol and Outlying Land LEC Knowledge and Support

I'm in the Newcastle area from Friday to Sunday but not in the Elan....

Yes, I know a one-off can't be regular.

I'm offshore!

I'd have thought that you'd need at least two from the region to adequately proclaim a Bollocks away-day, so notwithstanding your participation as a sort of envoy it would be preferable if you described yourself in the singular, merely a bollock!

And I'm in Glencoe

PS Surprised you can still get a boner at your age Geoff

Geoff - if you are ever allowed over the Border I can give you some of the Viagra i helped develop when I was a cutting edge analytical chemist LOL. I kept some for purely medicinal purposes. Not that I need them of course

Maybe we should start a group buy ?

Who needs some Pacific Blue Beasts ?

1. Smiffy (10 years supply please )
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1. Geoff
2. Deeaitch
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Sorry, the list is full.

Rambo wrote:And I'm in Glencoe

That's just round the corner from Dave's.

Rambo wrote:PS Surprised you can still get a boner at your age Geoff

Sod the pills. I use an 18 year old remedy (which is coming with me to the Cheviots).

How disappointing, when you said you had an 18 yr old remedy I was rather expecting something else!

Pete: me too. Was beginning to think "Sod the pills. I use an 18 year old remedy (which is coming with me to the Cheviots)" should have read "in the Cheviots"

The pills are just to stop you from rolling out of bed after imbibing too much 18 year old remedy!

Many thanks to deeaitch and ESM for their hospitality.