Lotus Elan Central

by **rip** » Fri 28.09.2007, 09:21

DaveT wrote:forgetting that the female side cannot reverse cars.

Are you trying to start a debate, SB?

by **GeoffSmith** » Fri 28.09.2007, 10:35

DaveT wrote:Sources from the west inform us that a dark force will be present at Elton.

NOT.......

... the dark force? :shock:

by **rip** » Fri 28.09.2007, 11:30

If this rumour refers to you, Geoff, you will be most welcome.

by **GeoffSmith** » Fri 28.09.2007, 11:35

Thanks Iain but it's not me.

Methings dark forces your meetings already attend.

by **dapinky** » Fri 28.09.2007, 12:20

both Daves wrote:At a very reasonable rate I can offer remedial lessons to anyone who has difficulty with driving issues!!

Like Tesco's frigging car park it was (except I didn't get any club points).

I'll undercut his rates - but i only do going forwards :-D

(backwards is only an option to get away from flying lead!)

Perhaps next time you'll let the trolley collector park it up for you - if they're anything like our local store, they would force it through the small gaps without moving anything out of the way!

by **DaveT** » Fri 28.09.2007, 12:27

geoffsmith wrote:Thanks Iain but it's not me.

Methings dark forces your meetings already attend.

Just see what the dark forces can do to your eyes!! Well spooky.

Dico didnt even notice he was there.

by **DaveT** » Fri 28.09.2007, 12:36

rip wrote:
DaveT wrote:forgetting that the female side cannot reverse cars.

Are you trying to start a debate, SB?

No debate needed Rip

Women cannot reverse cars

Men cannot think about more than 1 thing at a time and every 5 sec that one thing has to be sex.

NISM

Just adding I'd rather have 20 women to teach than 1 bloke. Women listen and follow instructions. Men think they can do it better than anyone else even without instruction.

by **Gary** » Fri 28.09.2007, 12:36

Dave Eds wrote:I had to move another Elan and 2 Japanese Supercars to even get on the drive

In your dreams !!!

by **Dave Eds** » Fri 28.09.2007, 12:44

Gary wrote:
Dave Eds wrote:I had to move another Elan and 2 Japanese Superminis to even get on the drive

In your dreams !!!

No mate in real life :wink:

Change your avatar back as well pleeeeeeeeeze :shock:

by **Dico** » Fri 28.09.2007, 13:10

DaveT wrote:
Dico didnt even notice he was there.

I must admit, when the bill came I thought I'd paid for someone else

Can I just pay for what I have i.e. sausage n mash rather than contribute to the Parson brothers 3 courses, (which included large slabs of quality meat.)
Call me a tight northeren monkey if you like, but it just seems fairer :roll:

When the contribution request came I nearly fainted! I think rip actually did for a while!!!

Anyhow I me be feasting at one eyed bills :lol:

by **Dave Eds** » Fri 28.09.2007, 13:23

But aint jayceebeegeetee paying this time as it's his first meet ?(meat?)

:-D

by **rip** » Fri 28.09.2007, 13:27

Dico wrote:When the contribution request came I nearly fainted! I think rip actually did for a while!!!

I have 20 minutes of that evening unaccounted for, so I probably did.

by **Paul.P** » Fri 28.09.2007, 15:10

Dico wrote:I must admit, when the bill came I thought I'd paid for someone else

Can I just pay for what I have i.e. sausage n mash rather than contribute to the Parson brothers 3 courses, (which included large slabs of quality meat.)
Call me a tight northeren monkey if you like, but it just seems fairer
When the contribution request came I nearly fainted! I think rip actually did for a while!!!

Can't believe you said that Ducky, there's always the option of paying for your own, as indeed for your information, rip did last time !

by **Dico** » Fri 28.09.2007, 15:22

As did I, me old pie munching pal :lol:

Paul.P wrote:
Can't believe you said that Ducky

Well someone had too and the parson brothers weren't going to speak up were they? :roll:

by **DaveT** » Fri 28.09.2007, 15:25

rip wrote:
Dico wrote:When the contribution request came I nearly fainted! I think rip actually did for a while!!!

I have 20 minutes of that evening unaccounted for, so I probably did.

Hi Rip

That was the midazolam that did that. Did you check if your clothing had been interfered with?

D

by **DaveT** » Fri 28.09.2007, 15:27

Dave Eds wrote:
Gary wrote:
Dave Eds wrote:I had to move another Elan and 2 Japanese Superminis to even get on the drive

In your dreams !!!

No mate in real life

Change your avatar back as well pleeeeeeeeeze

Thats the rent boy- i've had a good night pose!!!!

by **sideburn Kid** » Fri 28.09.2007, 19:33

I must admit, when the bill came I thought I'd paid for someone else

Can I just pay for what I have i.e. sausage n mash rather than contribute to the Parson brothers 3 courses, (which included large slabs of quality meat.)
Call me a tight northeren monkey if you like, but it just seems fairer :roll:

When the contribution request came I nearly fainted! I think rip actually did for a while!!!

Anyhow I me be feasting at one eyed bills :lol:

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we all know what the deal is, if you dont want in then say from the start, i always sort the money out so if people want in its £20 a head and thats cheap.

by **Dico** » Fri 28.09.2007, 19:55

sideburn Kid wrote: i always sort the money out so if people want in its £20 a head and thats cheap.

Kinell Elvis :shock:

£20 a head for sausage n mash! :shock:

by **sideburn Kid** » Fri 28.09.2007, 19:59

you lot from up north are not all there,who would pay £20 for sausage and mash, not that you couldn't afford it, you and gary have alot in common LOADS OF MONEY :lol:

by **Dico** » Fri 28.09.2007, 20:00

ripper looks like he's going to wack you and Woody's just laughing at you! :lol:

Even your brothers giving you a blank stare! :lol:

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