Lotus Elan Central

by **DaveT** » Sun 30.12.2007, 09:02

Gary wrote:Can you sell the Smart and get back to proper motoring again ?

and how would the queen of garage queens know what proper motoring was? :lol:

by **Paul.P** » Sun 30.12.2007, 09:41

DaveT wrote:
Gary wrote:Can you sell the Smart and get back to proper motoring again ?

and how would the queen of garage queens know what proper motoring was?

You've got a good point Dave !.......................Oh, you mean Gary :shock:

, even better point then :!:

by **DaveT** » Sun 30.12.2007, 10:35

Hey Paul- all I can ask- Have you ever seen a dead fly on the front of either of Garys cars? Proof positive. The dead flies may be holding Stephs car together but at least it shows she uses it.

D

by **Gary** » Sun 30.12.2007, 17:36

for your info, there has been a dead wasp under my wiper for at least 6 months !

by **Paul.P** » Sun 30.12.2007, 19:25

Gary wrote:for your info, there has been a dead wasp under my wiper for at least 6 months !

There's been a dead cell in your head for 40yrs, don't mean to say you use it though :lol:

by **rip** » Mon 31.12.2007, 09:50

Gary wrote:for your info, there has been a dead wasp under my wiper for at least 6 months !

You had better drive a little faster then.
Just driving it would be a start.

by **Gary** » Mon 31.12.2007, 10:02

How do you start it?

by **rip** » Mon 31.12.2007, 11:57

It starts with a Blue Meanie attack.

by **Gary** » Mon 31.12.2007, 12:02

??????????

by **rip** » Mon 31.12.2007, 15:01

Gary wrote:??????????

Surely you know what a Blue Meanie is?

by **Gary** » Mon 31.12.2007, 16:21

Still none the wiser. Looks like PaulP when he's cold ?

by **Paul.P** » Mon 31.12.2007, 19:25

Think its another one like ' Hooning ' , obviously a different lingo down there :-D

by **rip** » Mon 31.12.2007, 20:27

Paul.P wrote:Think its another one like ' Hooning ' , obviously a different lingo down there

Is this a wind-up? Of course, it's the East Mids thread. :-D

I cannot believe you have never heard of that.

Ok.
Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was a land called Pepperland.
Oh, boll*cks, just click here .

Now tell me you've never heard anything about it!

by **GeoffSmith** » Mon 31.12.2007, 20:36

Never heard anything about it - must be too young. Where's the old Geordie scouse git when you need him? :-D

by **rip** » Mon 31.12.2007, 20:40

geoffsmith wrote:Never heard anything about it - must be too young.

Bollecks.

by **Paul.P** » Mon 31.12.2007, 21:05

Its a new one on me rippers, but always willing to learn :wink:

by **Dico** » Mon 31.12.2007, 23:15

Paul.P wrote:Its a new one on me rippers, but always willing to learn

Yeah, but Snips, you know nowt about nowt me old peepers :-)

Happy new year

by **DaveT** » Mon 31.12.2007, 23:39

geoffsmith wrote:Never heard anything about it - must be too young. Where's the old Geordie scouse git when you need him?

In me bed and talking on the great white telephone - HUGHIE!!!!!

Blue Meanie
a) traffic warden
b) magic mushroom- ref Sgt Pepper album
c) policeman

- take your pick and there are others....