CheapScan - complete

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Does CheapScan win Ailwyn's competition?

Yes
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Yes but double the prize money
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Yes but triple the prize money
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Total votes : 24

CheapScan - complete

Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 06.03.2008, 22:48

Following Ailwyn's unfortunate breakdown on the hard shoulder, I got to thinking about what would be useful to help an Elan owner (or even the breakdown services) in a similar situation.

Anything relying on a pc/laptop like ElanScan was out because it would either not be in the car or if it was, would have a flat battery or have suffered from flood damage (especially if it was in Ailwyn's footwell).

It had to be idiot proof with simple instructions to enable it's use, even by the most elderly member in adverse conditions.

It had to be cheap so that it was affordable to even those with leather bound moth collections. :gray:

It had to be small enough to be put in the glove box or door pocket and forgotten about. Too large and it would be a nuisance the day before you broke down and you'd have taken it out and left it at home.

It had to be waterproof as it is likely that it it will be raining when you break down.

It had to be easy to put together - I'm buggered if I was getting lumbered into 'knocking up a few interfaces' again. :-D

To appease, sorry appeal to the Lotus traditionalists, it had to be BRG preferably with a Norfolk Mustard stripe or two.

It had to be completed by Donington.



In summary, the spec. was to produce something for Donington that was self-powered or powered by sustainable sources, cheap, small, light, simple, foolproof, waterproof, green and yellow.


As posted elsewhere, I completed development some time ago and now I am pleased to say that I have finished the first production run. Unfortunately, I have not been able to meet one of the design aims, so I fear there is little chance of winning Ailwyn's prestigious prize and firkin of beer - before you say anything, I saw it before you amended your post so don't go denying it. :D


Here it is. Now taking orders for CheapScan (I wanted to call it FreeScan but the Esprit boys coined that one) which is available for collection free of charge from Donington (What do you mean Ailwyn, Donington 2009 :shock:). I would draw your attention to this thread however. :wink:
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Postby Rambo » Thu 06.03.2008, 22:56

I'll have one Geoff and keep it in my glove box.

Must say though that RayD's 2 pronged device on key ring was rather more sophisticated :twisted:
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Postby Doug » Thu 06.03.2008, 23:04

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Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 06.03.2008, 23:07

Rambo wrote:Must say though that RayD's 2 pronged device on key ring was rather more sophisticated :twisted:


Too complicated = too much time to make and no decipher information. :twisted:
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Postby surfboardfiller » Fri 07.03.2008, 01:33

Is this a list of phone numbers of 'Enright' type people and a paper clip to safely secure it to your pension book? :-D
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Postby dapinky » Fri 07.03.2008, 01:56

Not a bad effort, Geoff - but i prefer my own version:-

A single laminated card in the glovebox. (paperclip not required - 2 lengths of wire scotchlok'd onto the correct wires and attached to a switch.
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Postby Gary » Fri 07.03.2008, 09:44

I'll have 2 please Geoff. The price is right for me :P

Glad to know I'd figured out what cheapscan would be ages ago ' a paper clip and a print out of the codes'. Laminating it is a good plan though
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Postby Paul.P » Fri 07.03.2008, 10:43

Gary wrote: Laminating it is a good plan though


Yea, you can buy them for less than £20 Gary :?
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Postby GeoffSmith » Fri 07.03.2008, 13:46

Gary wrote:I'll have 2 please Geoff. The price is right for me :P

Glad to know I'd figured out what cheapscan would be ages ago ' a paper clip and a print out of the codes'. Laminating it is a good plan though


Thanks Gary, I could have throttled you! :-D Anyway, it's colour laser printed so it shouldn't run even if it gets wet.
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Postby DeeAitch » Fri 07.03.2008, 14:00

I'm trusting it comes with precise bending instructions and is suitably 'blinged' up :P
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Postby GeoffSmith » Fri 07.03.2008, 14:02

DeeAitch wrote:I'm trusting it comes with precise bending instructions and is suitably 'blinged' up :P

Divvent trust them ya divvent knaa. :smt097 :-D
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Postby paulwatkins » Fri 07.03.2008, 14:14

Geoff, does it come with one of your plastic covered 'no-faults' paperclips? :lol:
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Postby GeoffSmith » Fri 07.03.2008, 21:14

Only for people I don't like. :-D
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Postby Dico » Fri 07.03.2008, 21:20

Put me down for one please Geoff :-)
Again I'll be tracking with 'The flying Murph' in the morning and don't want to miss out. (If you could 'Wang' one to one side please)

Is there supposed to be a list somewhere?
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Postby GeoffSmith » Fri 07.03.2008, 21:23

I'll make sure there's enough for everyone...... another 40 this afternoon so it's up to 80 now.
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Postby abmunro » Fri 07.03.2008, 23:02

I definitely would like one as I have never tried to find out if mine has any fault codes yet.

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Postby CJ101KT » Sat 08.03.2008, 04:20

Pure brilliance ... id have one!
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Postby The Ref » Sat 08.03.2008, 08:48

can i have one uncle Geoff
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Postby chris.t » Sat 08.03.2008, 17:03

one for me please Geoff :wink:
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Postby markv » Sat 08.03.2008, 21:49

I can't make Donington this year, but if you have a spare one you could pass on via chris.t I'd be grateful.
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