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Postby paulrwebster » Thu 15.05.2008, 12:47

The Ref wrote:do you not mean citys Paul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Sy V » Thu 15.05.2008, 13:24

Not Premier League, but football, and... well... funny!

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Postby GeoffSmith » Mon 19.05.2008, 22:15

"Meanwhile, former Newcastle right-back Stephen Carr is on the verge of moving to the Midlands with Birmingham City and Aston Villa both interested in signing him following his release by United last week." :smt043 :smt044 :smt042 :smt037 :smt005 :smt042
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Postby Specky » Tue 20.05.2008, 12:39

Er Ner.... can't get tickets for Targers...

Bloody KC stadium...bet there's a bloke on Orchard Park estate knocking them out thou...

come on Ashbee, do all four divisions...

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Postby The Ref » Tue 20.05.2008, 13:13

i refereed a team from the Orchard Park estate in the all england sunday cup at sunderland two years ago what a good bunch of lads :twisted:
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Postby clemo » Wed 21.05.2008, 22:25

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Postby Dave Eds » Wed 21.05.2008, 22:25

MU for me :wink:
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Postby Dave Eds » Wed 21.05.2008, 22:34

Dave Eds wrote:MU for me :wink:


Told you Clem :lol:
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Postby dapinky » Wed 21.05.2008, 22:39

It was better than watching the boxing the other night - far more slapping!
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Postby Specky » Sat 24.05.2008, 17:20

Oh yes....

A thread I can join.... :-D

Well done to Deno....(The old man)

and Good skills Ian Ashbee.... All 4 leagues...

Bring on the Premiership...Long live the Targers...

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Postby Dave Eds » Sat 24.05.2008, 20:37

Get used to this one Specks -



GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN
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Postby Specky » Sat 24.05.2008, 21:42

Dave Eds wrote:Get used to this one Specks -



GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN


:shock:

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Postby paulrwebster » Sat 24.05.2008, 22:02

Just back from Wembley, and,at this moment. next season is a afterthought. Cos we are Up!!!!!!!!
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Postby Specky » Sat 16.08.2008, 16:59

We won... :shock:

Bring on the big boys.... :wink:

Come on Targers...

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Postby GeoffSmith » Sat 16.08.2008, 17:02

Well done 'ull. Lots of cottaging on the 'umber tonight? :shock:

PS did you watch it on www.justin.tv? Free - nothing to download, no pop ups or porn. :D

Tough luck Spuds - see the goldfish missed again. What's going to happen when Buggerov leaves? Oh, yes, you've got ArseShaving waiting in the wings, haven't you! :twisted:
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sat 23.08.2008, 20:28

Tough luck Spuds - see the goldfish scored. Look what happened when the second eleven come back though! :D

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Postby abmunro » Sat 23.08.2008, 20:38

GET USED TO THIS ONE DAVE




Dave Eds wrote:Get used to this one Specks -



GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sat 23.08.2008, 20:42

Spuds 1 Keano's Oirish Mackem Spud rejects 2. :smt044
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Postby Dave Eds » Sat 23.08.2008, 20:47

abmunro wrote:GET USED TO THIS ONE DAVE




Dave Eds wrote:Get used to this one Specks -



GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN


Only 2 games in so I'm sure there's plenty of time to get used to it :roll:

Chelsea away next so a defo 3 points there :wink: ....


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Re: FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FLAMED

Postby paulrwebster » Sat 30.08.2008, 17:44

The wheels came off for the Hull teams this afternoon, when, in the biggest fixture mix-up of all time, Hull City went up against St Helens in the Rugby League Challenge Cup Final at Wembley, and their rugby neighbours Hull FC stayed at the KC to take on Wigan Athletic at football.

Both teams lost, and an investigation is under way tonight to try and find out how a football team played rugby, and a rugby team were forced to play football.

Hull manager Phil Brown told reporters:

"We did our best, but we've not played much rugby, and St Helens are the top team at the moment. We went behind early on, and even when we put Saints under some pressure in the second half, it was always an uphill struggle."

Airlie Birds' team boss Richard Agar was equally apologetic, saying:

"I think Wigan realised that the wrong team had turned up. We were never in it, they went two-up, and swamped us in the end. We'll learn from our mistakes though, in case such a ridiculous mix-up ever happens again."

The final scores were:

St Helens 28 Hull City 16

Hull FC 0 Wigan Athletic 5

The BBC's Clare Balding, the one who looks a bit like a rugby player herself, said:

"Perhaps it was the occasion, the fact that they play at the same stadium, or maybe it was just an attack of nerves."
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