FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FLAMED

[Sy V]

Mate, you've got a treat in store...

[Dave Eds]

Manure to beat The Baggies
Spurs to beat Stoke
Villa to beat Pompey
Wolves to beat Reading

Spud to win £70.

Wish me luck boys!

[Dave Eds]

'kin Wolves

[DaveT]

Was half listening to the Premiership matches this morning whilst trying to get out of the pit. Cannot remember which match it was but the commentator explained the team was playing 4-5-1 but they would be using two players up front!!!!!!

That would be a 4- 4- 2 then!!!!!

[GeoffSmith]

Shearer to manage Newcastle until the end of the season.

Checks LEC calendar and turns over to new month.......... Yes, it's April the first!

[Dave Eds]

but it's gone noon

[paulrwebster]

And look who his assistant is.

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[DeeAitch]

Ah canit beleeve it - lucked al ower the place an the toon match aint on the telly - bludy cabil
An a canit gan t the pub bifor yu say sumick

Phew, am I pleased I missed that load of 5hite

[Sy V]

So, what happens here exactly?

Come on you WOLVES!

[paulrwebster]

You hang around for a year and then go back to the Championship just like Hull City

[dapinky]

I might be able to post here again soon.................




.......yeah, right!

[Dave Eds]

I might be able to post here again soon

Smiffy won't!

[Dave Eds]

Newcastle tea lady Kath Cassidy, who has spent over 40 years serving cuppas to the great and good at St James' Park, has her own ideas about how to motivate the players in their battle against relegation.

"I might go into the dressing room before a game with my picture of Jackie Milburn holding his medals. I'd say to the players 'Get your finger out, look what he won for £20 a week.'"


Priceless

[Specky]

I might be able to post here again soon

Smiffy won't!

Had to post something before we join em... Come on Targers!!!

And that's me for the next 75 years on this thread...

TTFN

[paulrwebster]

Kenny Dalglish says he thinks that Newcastle will send Hull City down. I would love it if we could beat them. Love it. He’s gone down in my estimation. Newcastle United haven’t won this yet, I’d love it if we beat them.

[GeoffSmith]

KD?

Bye bye. Look after the thread, you never know when I might need it again.

[dapinky]

Yaaaah

Pinky can post here again (for a year, anyway!)

Geoff, I've already moved out of the 'Football - OTHERS' post - do you want to book the space now??????


(It's only going to be available for a 12-month lease -- i may need it again )

[GeoffSmith]

Bye bye. Look after the thread, you never know when I might need it again.

Maybe sooner rather than later...... 3-1 up against the Smoggies.

[Specky]

Bye bye. Look after the thread, you never know when I might need it again.





TTFN

[GeoffSmith]

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It's not over until the fat lass sings though.