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Re: FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FL

Postby theelanman » Sun 22.05.2011, 17:58

Skin of the teeth Mr Vickers.........
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Re: FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FL

Postby GeoffSmith » Sun 22.05.2011, 18:10

... but he won't have the excitement of European football to look forward to. :roll:

PS F**KING WBA :banghead:
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sun 22.05.2011, 19:46

At least we won the entertainers league
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     Team        Goals   Goals per game
 1    Newcastle      68   3.58
 2    Blackpool      67   3.53
 3    Man Utd        61   3.21
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 5    Wolverhampton  60   3.16
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12   Sunderland     52   2.74
13   Liverpool      51   2.68
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Re: FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FL

Postby Dave Eds » Sun 22.05.2011, 19:58

dapinky wrote:Well, this'll be my last post on here for a while (except to have a go at Spud and Geoff, I suppose).......

....still, at least we got some silverwear, and a Europen run to get hammered in.... :? :?


Your fans did you proud Dave, we even gave them a rousing reception at the end!


And you did beat the scum 2-1 :D
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Postby Steve A » Sun 22.05.2011, 21:02

And you did beat the scum 2-1
Scum ! :shock:
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Postby Dave Eds » Sun 22.05.2011, 21:12

Carling Cup Final mate! :D

Are you still allowed on this thread, shouldn't you (and Gazza) be on the other one now? :-D
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Postby Steve A » Sun 22.05.2011, 23:32

Carling Cup Final mate

Fair enough :-D

Are you still allowed on this thread, shouldn't you (and Gazza) be on the other one now?


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Postby Sy V » Mon 23.05.2011, 08:03

theelanman wrote:Skin of the teeth Mr Vickers.........


What a season! Beat the Albion, beat the Villa and send the bluenoses down.
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Postby DaveB » Mon 23.05.2011, 13:16

Arsenal - The only team that could finish 4th in a 2 horse race!

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PS. I hear The Emirates are having a crockery sale...

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Postby Songbird » Mon 23.05.2011, 22:16

:lol:
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Asked about the merits of a competition even its creators UEFA deem worthy only of a Thursday teatime slot – alongside Countdown – he couldn’t even bring himself to answer.
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sun 07.08.2011, 15:24

Commiserations to Hippo Heed, Fat Kev and ScottyPirouetteParker - 90th minute to Cardiff! :-D
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Postby Dave Eds » Sun 07.08.2011, 15:50

GeoffSmith wrote:Commiserations to Hippo Heed, Fat Kev and ScottyPirouetteParker - 90th minute to Cardiff! :-D



Wrong thread mate! - keep up :-D
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Postby Steve A » Sun 07.08.2011, 17:35

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Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 11.08.2011, 13:26

Spuds vs Neverton called off after police raise concerns about rioting when the blue dippers find there was nothing worthwhile to pinch.
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Re: FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FL

Postby Dave Eds » Mon 29.08.2011, 10:35

if you can't take the piss out of yourself..............................................





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Postby abmunro » Mon 29.08.2011, 16:09

Not a great start Dave.

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Postby muley » Mon 29.08.2011, 16:56

Dave Eds wrote:if you can't take the piss out of yourself..............................................


20 Tottenham 2 0 0 1 1 5 0 0 1 0 3 -7 0


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Postby DaveB » Tue 30.08.2011, 13:25

FECK...!! :oops:

I am told the videprinter had to write 'EIGHT'

My prediction of mid-table oblivion for the Arse is looking a bit hopeful now... Three weeks into the season and I have not had the balls to watch MOTD yet. :banghead:
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Postby GeoffSmith » Sat 10.09.2011, 15:18

£13m Sunderland striker Gyan loaned out to UAE side by agent Bruce - keep it up Steve, you'll soon bankrupt them. :D
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Postby GeoffSmith » Tue 27.09.2011, 19:10

Cheick Tiote doesn't flush the toilet he just scares the s**t out of it.

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Next stop Wolves and Joey's wimpy mate Karl Henry. :D
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