FOOTBALL (PREMIERSHIP) - CARP POSTS WELCOME - WHINERS FLAMED

[GeoffSmith]

Ba.... Ba.... Ba.



…although I refuse to get carried away as we haven't played any of the top teams yet (or so the cockney media say).

[abmunro]

Ba.... Ba.... Ba.



…although I refuse to get carried away as we haven't played any of the top teams yet (or so the cockney media say).

I agree we haven't played any team of note yet.


I'll still be happy to finish in the top 10

[Dave Eds]

just give Al Mancini's world all stars a good thrashing at Middle Eastlands, that'll sheikh the whole thing up

[DaveB]

Ba.... Ba.... Ba.



…although I refuse to get carried away as we haven't played any of the top teams yet (or so the cockney media say).

I agree we haven't played any team of note yet.

WOOOAAAHHH !!

What about August 13th, V Arsenal...





... Oh no, wait, I forgot. The mighty Arse are a mid-table team now...

[GeoffSmith]

No need to be as smug as Specky when Hull were third in the Prem....

Hull joint top of the Premiership.gif

[muley]

Who'd have thought it - mighty Spurs on the same points as Chelsea with a game in hand..

(perhaps I should have posted in the things that made you smile thread...)


Jim

[GeoffSmith]

Despite Howard (you'd never realised he's a Manure supporter, would you ) Webb turning down a stonewall penalty, we still cruised past last years runaway champions 3-0.

Best chant of the night apparently:

Colleen is a slapper,
she wears a wonder bra.
And when she's shagging Rooney,
she thinks of Demba Ba!

[abmunro]

Best chant of the night apparently:

Colleen is a slapper,
she wears a wonder bra.
And when she's shagging Rooney,
she thinks of Demba Ba!

Brilliant!!

Well deserved victory despite Webbs obvious cheating!!

[RayD]

I don’t normally follow football but you can’t help it this week what with one thing and another.

Can someone explain which skills a person would use to be an excellent manager if they readily admit to not being much cop at looking after money, adding up, writing, reading, or running a business?

[DavidEJM]

I don’t normally follow football but you can’t help it this week what with one thing and another.

Can someone explain which skills a person would use to be an excellent manager if they readily admit to not being much cop at looking after money, adding up, writing, reading, or running a business?

Sounds perfect for the England job to me!

I was wondering whether I should apply but I think I might be over qualified! I think I could save the FA some money though, I could make an ar5e of things for a lot less than £6m a year.

[muley]

I don’t normally follow football but you can’t help it this week what with one thing and another.

Can someone explain which skills a person would use to be an excellent manager if they readily admit to not being much cop at looking after money, adding up, writing, reading, or running a business?

I think Harry lets the results speak for themselves. (I know I did )

Jim

[GeoffSmith]

Good to see that the Spurs team are back to full strength - 12 players returned to WHL after jury service.

[cliff]

We are seeking a proven Club Manager / International Manager / Head Coach possessing that win-at-all-costs mentality to take up a high profile, public facing Football Management role with the national team. Read on...

Founded in 1863 this multi-award winning (Jules Rimet - 1966) football association head up all regulatory aspects of the game of football in England. Their aim is to deliver an effective and professional organisation for the greater good of English football. A rare opportunity has now arisen to lead the national playing team on the eve of a major international tournament.

Reporting directly to the Senior Management team the England Football Manager will be at the very forefront of football decision making, whether it be selecting the first team for match day, performing team reviews (including disciplinary actions) or managing the expectations of a nation. In more detail you will...

Succeed in a major international tournament (quarter finals or above).

Beat Germany.

Find a way of integrating experienced midfielders so they can perform together.

Implement a plan A playing formation (4-4-2, although others will be considered).

Implement a plan B playing formation (this should include penalties).

Work closely with Journalists to ensure brilliant positive PR is achieved.

To qualify...We want to hear from highly organised, energetic and motivated football people with a distinct ability to get make the most of the playing resources available. It is not essential that you possess previous international management experience as on the job training is offered, however, you must demonstrate a background of achieving at club level as a Manager, Translator, Caretaker, Director of Football or similar.

Understanding the beautiful game from grass roots level upwards, you should be the type of person who thrives under pressure and is totally at home in the public eye, whether this is at an official interview or street heckling.

Joining a high pressured yet rewarding working environment, our client invests heavily in staff development with great benefits to match, including: Extensive “paid for” travel (wags included); expansive, state-of-the-art, new office location; excellent holiday entitlement; free entry to all football games (and some concerts) and a globally competitive salary.

Please note: We are particularly interested in hearing from English Club Managers with exemplary tax histories currently occupying a top 3 Premier League position. Previous applicants need not apply. Get in touch...

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1m11fJhY7

[GeoffSmith]

Good to see the locals are making sure people don't get lost since the signs got lost...

[Steve A]

This could end up like the "Romans go home scene " in the Monty Pythons "Life of Brian"

[GeoffSmith]

Someone wrote to Milan's Mayor asking if he had "…ever seen a Mackem in Milan…" and ...



.. apparently not.

[GeoffSmith]

Anyone want some stickers........

I've never seen a mackem in myElan.jpg

[GeoffSmith]

The descent of man.jpg

[GeoffSmith]

[GeoffSmith]

Watch out Arsenal - you're next...

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#    Team        P    GD   Points
1    Man Utd     35   54   83
2    Man City    35   60   80
3    Arsenal     35   24   65
4    Newcastle   34   11   62
5    Tottenham   34   18   59
6    Chelsea     34   18   58