by Brit-Car-Nut » Mon 09.12.2013, 16:54
OK, The Ultimate Screw-up:
A LONG time ago...
Flat towed (chain with a spacer pipe) a TR4 200+ miles from seller to home because it didn't have any brakes. Pulled up on the street in front of our house and threw in a battery and the car started right up. Having been the "driver" of the TR4 during the tow, I completely forgot the brake issue (it was 4 hours later).
The family garage - and my workshop - was a fairly new 4 car garage behind the house with a 150 foot paved driveway running along side the house.
I jumped in the TR4 and was in second gear, 3/4 of the way down the driveway, before I remembered why we towed the car in the first place. I drove thru the center support between two roll-up doors, creamed an MGB-GT project (that turned out to be the model for the US MGB Limited Edition) that was behind the door, pushing it into the back wall and moving the entire garage 3 inches out of plumb with the footings.
Just like the old-time movies where they drove jalopies thru barns and such, there was a lot of noise and wood pieces flying all over the place. Needless to say, my dad was not amused as the garage was only around a year old at the time. We rebuilt the support, replaced the destroyed door, bought new front wings for the MGB-GT but never jacked the structure back into square on the footings. Many years later, when selling the family home, the garage became an issue as it failed the buyer's inspection due to sitting crooked on the footings. The remaining family was spread across the US at that point, so it was cheaper to have the garage demolished than jack it and re-set it on the footings. The garage survived 45+ years and 20+ car rebuilds after the drive-thru, but building laws had to be followed so the house could be sold.
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