BONER†

[GeoffSmith]

† BOLLECKS* One-off North East Rendezvous

*Bristol and Outlying Land LEC Knowledge and Support

I'm in the Newcastle area from Friday to Sunday but not in the Elan....

Yes, I know a one-off can't be regular.

[abmunro]

I'm offshore!

[epipete]

I'd have thought that you'd need at least two from the region to adequately proclaim a Bollocks away-day, so notwithstanding your participation as a sort of envoy it would be preferable if you described yourself in the singular, merely a bollock!

[Rambo]

And I'm in Glencoe

PS Surprised you can still get a boner at your age Geoff

[Rambo]

Geoff - if you are ever allowed over the Border I can give you some of the Viagra i helped develop when I was a cutting edge analytical chemist LOL. I kept some for purely medicinal purposes. Not that I need them of course

Maybe we should start a group buy ?

Who needs some Pacific Blue Beasts ?

1. Smiffy (10 years supply please )
2.
3.
4.
5.

[GeoffSmith]

1. Geoff
2. Deeaitch
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Sorry, the list is full.

And I'm in Glencoe

That's just round the corner from Dave's.

PS Surprised you can still get a boner at your age Geoff

Sod the pills. I use an 18 year old remedy (which is coming with me to the Cheviots).

[epipete]

How disappointing, when you said you had an 18 yr old remedy I was rather expecting something else!

[Fredjohn]

Pete: me too. Was beginning to think "Sod the pills. I use an 18 year old remedy (which is coming with me to the Cheviots)" should have read "in the Cheviots"

[Enright]

The pills are just to stop you from rolling out of bed after imbibing too much 18 year old remedy!

[GeoffSmith]

Many thanks to deeaitch and ESM for their hospitality.