ALL CARS ON EBAY.

[Rambo]

The boy is nuts!

Best offer in line with DaveT's offer of £500.00 resulted in this message back:

Message from desikspezi:

Sweet sensation The music that we play Will ease your mind I am a man with a heavy heart And I dare not turn the pages It's a blind faith A cruel waste One bitter taste So I know I need this sweet sensation

WTF?

Right, off to find some carbon fibre in my Elan...........

Completely barking !!

I sent him a list of pertinent service/accident/HPI questions and after a couple of days without reply eventually got an answer which said "Thanks"

Thanks, but no thanks, Tosspot

[lotusflasherman]

This one is an unusual colour ...https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Elan-M100-SE-Turbo-1991-model/282726310730

[simonbuk]

And it's a BARGAIN.

When people puts words in capital letters do people then actually believe it ?!

[Jamie N]

This one is an unusual colour ...https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Elan-M100-SE-Turbo-1991-model/282726310730

The front fog lights!

[Saltire]

This one is an unusual colour ...https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Elan-M100-SE-Turbo-1991-model/282726310730

The front fog lights!

Perfect stablemate for your S2, Kathryn

[Rambo]

Note how the number plate is blocked out. Always raises my suspicions as you can't check MOT history, SORN details or whether it is HPI clear

[lotusflasherman]

Note how the number plate is blocked out. Always raises my suspicions as you can't check MOT history, SORN details or whether it is HPI clear

It does say "it doesn't come with the plate advertised" so why bother blocking it out anyway? MOT history is essential info to avoid salesman bullshit.

[DaveT]

Being pedantic

Does he mean a new engine- cos I thought new ones didnt exist

or does he mean replacement

or does he mean a recon

where's the f'ing nurse??

More oromorph

Just leave the bottle.

[simonbuk]

The front fog lights!

Oi !! I've got those !!

And they're not fog lights, they are bright........kind of.......side light......daytime running........'watch out for me I'm driving a black car'.......lights.

(Mine might not be as big as those though)

[Jamie N]

The front fog lights!

Oi !! I've got those !!

And they're not fog lights, they are bright........kind of.......side light......daytime running........'watch out for me I'm driving a black car'.......lights.

(Mine might not be as big as those though)

Sorry man, they will be cool on a black one though right enough .

[Kathryn]

He posted it on the M100 enthusiasts Facebook page a few weeks ago. And yep, I love the colour!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1376617 ... 4733197175

[Rambo]

The boy is nuts!

Best offer in line with DaveT's offer of £500.00 resulted in this message back:

Message from desikspezi:

Sweet sensation The music that we play Will ease your mind I am a man with a heavy heart And I dare not turn the pages It's a blind faith A cruel waste One bitter taste So I know I need this sweet sensation

WTF?

Right, off to find some carbon fibre in my Elan...........

Completely barking !!

I sent him a list of pertinent service/accident/HPI questions and after a couple of days without reply eventually got an answer which said "Thanks"

Thanks, but no thanks, Tosspot

More verbage from barking mad of Warminster

Presently being re-commissoned for every day road use after 3 years 6 months in Lotus' PNM engineering garage. One of 50 normally aspirated m100s on the road today.

1,588cc pure Isuzu muscle behind carbon fibre.

Please, no more questions like:
1. When was the cam belt changed?
2. How much tread is on the tyres?
3. What is the MPG?
4. Does it let in the rain?
5. Will I get my hands dirty with this, etc, etc.

This will answer your questions as to what it is about: -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OYYoDxZmLI

Not suited to Sunday drivers who want to pose around Cafe Nero on the high street.

"Will you take £800 for it?" No, and welcome to my [long] list of blocked bidders you window shopper. A single rear lens costs £500. Maybe best for you to spend your time scouring old barns for m100s na's on your quest the make your first, always the most difficult, million.

£12,500. Please don't contact me until you can pay. It wouldn't be appreciated. No, I don't want to hear your life story. Just the twelve and a half thousand in crispy clean new bills please, I just don't have any time these days. UD$, Swiss Francs accepted as well as Kruggerands/IoM Angels or other uncirculated 1oz Gold Coins are ok.

Ask Pete at PNM if you have any specific queries upon this actual car. Otherwise Google, Wiki, HPI check it or whatever at your leisure, expense and rely on your own judgment.

I reserve the right to withdraw the sale, cancel your bid, throw a tantrum, report you for harrassment to the Police, ignore you, drive off to Sri Lanka in it.

Wasting asset for CGT purposes. £t's only going one way.

[simonbuk]

He's clearly after a grand for it then......he's playing hard ball.

[Rambo]

He's clearly after a grand for it then......he's playing hard ball.

He's got so pi$$ed off with people making realistic offers ie £500, £800.........that he has removed the Best Offer box on his advert. So Simon, it's £12,500 or nothing. And no contacting the owner with any questions or until you can pay fully in Greek Drachma or Portuguese Escudos

Come on. You know you want to. No CGT and it's only going one-way

[Rambo]

Guess what ? It sunk like a lead balloon Maybe he should've accepted DaveT's £500 offer ? More than generous I'd say

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Lotus-E ... Sw9gRZ~1UB

[clemo]

I have a NA engine and Box ... will take at least half of that .












with that being ..... not a lot .

[lotusflasherman]

Ha bloody ha .... "This will answer your questions as to what it is about: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OYYoDxZmLI" - but that's a link to an SE on track at Suzuka, so has that got to do with an NA in Warminster.
What a cretin !

[Rambo]

Ha bloody ha .... "This will answer your questions as to what it is about: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OYYoDxZmLI" - but that's a link to an SE on track at Suzuka, so has that got to do with an NA in Warminster.
What a cretin !

Its a Collapso red as well

I eventually got an answer to my questions ........

Sorry, I just love it too much to deal with scrimping and saving serial whingers. I just don't have the time for all that. I hope you manage to get one it will cheer you up no end

I think he must be a serial waccy baccy man

[alan e]

Note how the number plate is blocked out. Always raises my suspicions as you can't check MOT history, SORN details or whether it is HPI clear

It does say "it doesn't come with the plate advertised" so why bother blocking it out anyway? MOT history is essential info to avoid salesman bullshit.

The reg number is H630 VCL

[Rambo]

Note how the number plate is blocked out. Always raises my suspicions as you can't check MOT history, SORN details or whether it is HPI clear

It does say "it doesn't come with the plate advertised" so why bother blocking it out anyway? MOT history is essential info to avoid salesman bullshit.

The reg number is H630 VCL

But that number doesn't exist in the DVLA database