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by **mailman221** » Wed 27.09.2006, 07:21

Russ, sent you a PM awhile back, but you must be plugged up. If you can, please send your key solution to erailsback@southslope.net. Appreciate it!

by **Ekapol** » Wed 27.09.2006, 20:05

Hi Russ,

Also I sent you PM a while back. Please email the solution to ekapolmusiclover@netscape.net. Thank you.

by **lotusnovie** » Wed 27.09.2006, 21:38

MUAHHHAHAA :twisted:

I have hacked into RUSS's Account and i am now going to steal Every single ELAN IN THE WORLD! and I'l BE RICH!!!!!
:smt029

***PS.to admin's***, just incase you didn't get the sarcasm ;-)

- PLEASE dont delete my account :smt112

by **Ekapol** » Wed 27.09.2006, 21:42

Poor Lotusnovie. Not that many Elan in the world you could steal. You want to get rich? Try Elise or better yet MX-5 :wink:

by **lotusnovie** » Thu 28.09.2006, 00:48

So you think your funny Ekapol :evil:

I bet you can guess which Elan ill get first :twisted:

.

MUAHAHAaaaa

:smt043

by **Ekapol** » Thu 28.09.2006, 02:30

by **lotusnovie** » Thu 28.09.2006, 06:01

Ohhh noo not the FINGER!!!! :shock:

I beg you

please put that mighty finger down.

by **Ekapol** » Thu 28.09.2006, 07:05

That's index finger right? Don't have my glasses but I think I can see ok :smt056

Don't forget. I have TRUNK MONKEY installed. ---Click Me---

by **algirdas** » Thu 28.09.2006, 15:14

Dear Lotusnovie:

Ekapol is right. This could happen to you http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/51/

Ekapol-Dude, you crack me up!

Sincerely,

Algirdas

by **Ekapol** » Thu 28.09.2006, 22:21

Thanks to you. Can't beat having peace of mind, lotusnovie or not :-D

by **Doug** » Thu 28.09.2006, 23:16

lotusnovie wrote:MUAHHHAHAA I have hacked into RUSS's Account and i am now going to steal Every single Elan IN THE WORLD! and I'l BE RICH!!!!!

***PS.to admin's***, just incase you didn't get the sarcasm - PLEASE dont delete my account

I did look at who posted this as I was reading it -- for thoughts developing of the killing kind.

We've been killing off the slag and posers a lot lately -- good thing you put that last line in there or my itchy finger may have twitched :smt066

by **lotusnovie** » Fri 29.09.2006, 04:29

What in the world... isn't that illegal. that Darn Chimp nearly gave me a concussion.

After i completed my air trip to San Mateo, Cali I searched for ekapol's infamous BQ ELAN. i looked far and wide and could not find it for hours. So than i thought where would Ekapol be? And then.... It hit me! He as at the only place every other guy in California is - The beach! .......or a strip club, but Everyone knows how cheap Ekapol is :-D

. So i am at the beach, look around, ..............and...... well...............I think we all know what happens when I, a hansome young man, :smt033

am surrounded be young women :ladysman:

THEY CANT KEEP THIER HANDs OFF ME !!!!!! :wink:

I think you can guess what happened next.... .........

:bananasex:

on the beach!

Then, after i had MY way with TOO many women, I decide i need to get to business. :twisted:

. I approuch a suspect vehicle, its green, i get close enough to see its an Elan, but i am not quite sure if its Ekapol's. But, through the passenger window i see a leopard skin thong and pictures of Ekapol in drag :roll:

..........Bingo! :twisted:

now all i need is russ's plans, but i left that at home. ahh well just crack the window. But then....

:smt064

What the??????.................... :smt075

that damn MONKEY

:smt019

Next thing i remember is me laying on the ground with the monkey OUT OF SITE.... :twisted:

So i get up, and look with amazement :smt101

that the front door was wind open. Il be rich, :smt029

with all the elans.

:chair:

that was the end of it :smt086

by **Ekapol** » Mon 02.10.2006, 06:43

lotusnovie wrote:But, through the passenger window i see a leopard skin thong and pictures of Ekapol in drag ..........Bingo!

Umm..

by **Russc** » Mon 16.10.2006, 13:01

Just sent out a batch of e-mails if i have still missed anyone then let me know.

by **Sy V** » Mon 16.10.2006, 13:27

Yep. me.
sjv@REMOVEeclipse.co.uk

Ta

Sy

by **Enright** » Mon 16.10.2006, 13:30

Me too.

by **Benmac** » Mon 16.10.2006, 13:31

Can you add me to the list as I did the dreaded keys in boot trick last night on the second day of ownership. :roll:

AA chap got it open quickly enough but then he and I had fun getting the barrel back in right which ended up with us sat on the floor of my garage with the bootlid removed so that gravity would work with us not against us.

email is benmccaulder at hotmail dot com

by **Russc** » Mon 16.10.2006, 13:38

Done

by **Benmac** » Mon 16.10.2006, 15:28

Got it, ta. That looks like the method the AA chap used. I wasn't looking too closely as I was either wincing as he pushed the bootlid up for access or fending off the dog who decided he wanted to make friends with the AA man.

by **Sy V** » Mon 16.10.2006, 18:08

Still waiting for mine

sjv at eclipse.co.uk

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