Lotus Elan Central

by **Elanlover** » Thu 14.12.2006, 19:35

Doc Fizzix wrote:
Elanlover wrote:Just to let you know, I've just hijacked that thread and started my own poll there on page 10. Please visit and enter your vote.

That got them mad, looks like one of them wants to have you banned

DOH!

Hmm....would getting banned from an Elise forum be considered a badge of courage???? :-D

by **Ekapol** » Fri 15.12.2006, 03:02

Nice job being our voices there Elanlover :twisted:

by **Elanlover** » Fri 15.12.2006, 03:43

Ekapol wrote:Nice job being our voices there Elanlover

Well, I'm being more tenacious than I outta be but its been fun.

Geoff, I had to go wipe myself when I saw you post this picture in that post with the caption simialr to: Another advantage to RWD. :smt005

Good Gawd man that was priceless!

by **dapinky** » Fri 15.12.2006, 15:40

Hey Geoff, good to see you dangling your line in the water - My net is getting a bit full at the moment :wink:

P.S - I was starting to like you 'til I saw your new avatar!!!!!

by **GeoffSmith** » Fri 15.12.2006, 15:55

I had realised who you supported from your Wolves related postings - I'd planned to keep it as a surprise until 6th Jan (or even longer if we lost!). :smt043

Time to pay Philip Syde a visit or back to the decorating? Hello dear, yes I'm on my way.......................

Geoff

by **Elanlover** » Fri 15.12.2006, 20:28

Geoff, when you've nothign else to do, think you could whip up a pic similar to the one above with the M100 porking an Elise from behind?

:twisted:

by **Doug** » Fri 15.12.2006, 20:58

I would highly speculate that the main evil there doesn't own a Lotus, BTW.

Be sure you research their profiles and see who is a self-proclained scrooge and what their home webpages are . . . you may be surprised if you haven't done this already. And if you haven't, shame on you for not "knowing your opponent!"

by **GeoffSmith** » Fri 15.12.2006, 21:18

Doug wrote:I would highly speculate that the main evil there doesn't own a Lotus, BTW.

Be sure you research their profiles and see who is a self-proclained scrooge and what their home webpages are . . . you may be surprised if you haven't done this already. And if you haven't, shame on you for not "knowing your opponent!"

I was already applying for membership of the "not four wheel drive" club or whatever it is! :twisted:

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Dear Mr. Flounder,

Given the millions of eligible cars in the US, I was astounded that the Chicago chapter of the aforementioned club managed to gather together the enormous total of SIX cars. Do you think it wise to post a picture of our little Donington get-together?

Yours,

Shit-stirer in chief. {Wow, that's impressive s**t is changed to s**t automatically on this forum - you learn something new every day}

by **Elanlover** » Fri 15.12.2006, 21:46

Doug wrote:I would highly speculate that the main evil there doesn't own a Lotus, BTW.

Be sure you research their profiles and see who is a self-proclained scrooge and what their home webpages are . . . you may be surprised if you haven't done this already. And if you haven't, shame on you for not "knowing your opponent!"

Excellent find Doug. I was actually looking over transio's profle as he's enemy #2 now.

Time to stir the pot. Respect My Authoritai!

by **GeoffSmith** » Fri 15.12.2006, 22:20

Hey Blair. You're a registered abuser over there! Congratulations.

Geoff :smt043

by **Elanlover** » Fri 15.12.2006, 22:45

Thanks Geoff. I figured out how I could change that myself. Figured it was appropriate don't you think?

"transio" sent me a private message where he whined about how I don't respect his tremendous knowldge et al. Apparently, he lists himself as "unemployed" at the moment in his profile. Yea, he's knowledgable in his field. :roll:

Here's his message..........

Title: ME

I studied mechanical engineering in college, specifically with the intent of being an automotive engineer. I have read probably a dozen books on automotive design, race car setup, aerodynamics, etc., and have raced quite a bit. I guarantee you that the stuff I'm telling you is based upon my knowledge, and is not opinion.

If you are still doubtful of me, there are members of this forum who are automotive engineers and designers, Lotus techs, and many, many accomplished racers. They are far more knowledgeable then either of us. Do a search on them and send them a PM.
__________________
- Steve

Man, some people over there suffer from massive inferiority complexes. Apparently, this "transio" dude sold his Elise this summer. Hardly surprising. I would have thought that anyone with such a tiny penis would have been looking to buy a giant SUV or somethign to begin with. :smt102

by **Dico** » Fri 15.12.2006, 23:20

That quote sounds like one of Johnd's :-D

by **GeoffSmith** » Fri 15.12.2006, 23:22

And Phil's been unmasked as a non-Lotus owner. :smt043

Take a peek!

by **Elanlover** » Fri 15.12.2006, 23:58

Getting quite hysterical over there now. Silence from the other side though..............wonder why???

by **GeoffSmith** » Sat 16.12.2006, 02:51

Elanlover wrote:Geoff, when you've nothign else to do, think you could whip up a pic similar to the one above with the M100 porking an Elise from behind?

Sorry Blair, the Elise is a Lotus. But the pile of RWD on NOTFWD - well that's fair game in my book.

by **Elanlover** » Sat 16.12.2006, 03:07

Shite you crack me up! I've just fired my final volley over there and am claiming victory. This would be a great pic to post there if you don't mind?

by **Jeff** » Sat 16.12.2006, 03:45

Do search on M100

Found some more drivel over there this time from "Raggedy1"

their last model, the Elan, was a piece of junk.

yes, that will offend owners but come on, and isuzu turbo driving the front wheels??!

http://www.elisetalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14077&page=2&highlight=m100

by **Elanlover** » Sat 16.12.2006, 04:01

I'm on it

by **Jeff** » Sat 16.12.2006, 04:10

Interesting that this is this piccy has the most views over there

http://www.elisetalk.com/gallery/browseimages.php?do=popimages&orderby=views

by **Elanlover** » Sat 16.12.2006, 04:15

How funny that this one is there too..............

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