Things that made you smile today

[GeoffSmith]

Do the Spanish do personalised number plates? Do they…

[Jamie N]

This certainly did, is it fake? ..... https://twitter.com/i/status/1379774012302168064

[Steve A]

This certainly did, is it fake? ..... https://twitter.com/i/status/1379774012302168064

Wow

[HJ2]

This made me smile today, and the next couple of hundreds of days...
The new (well.. 9 years old) family saloon!

[lotusles]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1379774012302168064

Oh and its not me

[Jan135]

Today I got paid for the first time on my new engineer job and the amount was higher than I anticipated.

[HJ2]

Way to go Jan!

[Saltire]

Things that made me smile . . . . NOT

Just got back from the weekly shopping run to Tesco's (we know how to live), where I had an argument with the manager. I’d picked up this month’s “Classic Cars” magazine, which has a big section on Lotus.

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When I got to the checkout, they said they couldn’t sell me the magazine ‘for legal reasons’.

I queried this, and asked to see the manager, who repeated the tale, so I politely enquired why they had things displayed on shelves that you couldn’t actually buy. Whereupon she terminated the conversation.

What could there be in a perfectly ordinary classic car magazine which causes it to be pulled from the shelves?

[muley]

Things that made me smile . . . . NOT

Just got back from the weekly shopping run to Tesco's (we know how to live), where I had an argument with the manager. I’d picked up this month’s “Classic Cars” magazine, which has a big section on Lotus.

9F47EBFE-9E9B-46AF-99B1-98AE4858EBE6.jpeg

When I got to the checkout, they said they couldn’t sell me the magazine ‘for legal reasons’.

I queried this, and asked to see the manager, who repeated the tale, so I politely enquired why they had things displayed on shelves that you couldn’t actually buy. Whereupon she terminated the conversation.

What could there be in a perfectly ordinary classic car magazine which causes it to be pulled from the shelves?

Is the publisher a Russian oligarch?

[Saltire]

Is the publisher a Russian oligarch?

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Apparently not

[GeoffSmith]

When I got to the checkout, they said they couldn’t sell me the magazine ‘for legal reasons’.

Maybe you're not old enough for a magazine from the top shelf.

[tb10]

When I got to the checkout, they said they couldn’t sell me the magazine ‘for legal reasons’.

Maybe you're not old enough for a magazine from the top shelf.

Geoff:

Or maybe Jonathan’s too old for a magazine from the top shelf.

@Jonathan

[GeoffSmith]

You may think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

[Saltire]

12 months older than young Mr Smiff, in any event

[Jamie N]

Some you just have to share, wow!.... https://twitter.com/i/status/1593960282514067456

[Fredjohn]

And the years have suddenly shot by! Renewed my driving licence as required at 70, did it online. There was the inevitable customer satisfaction survey at the end.

Final question:

How likely are you to use this service again?

[Rambo]

The answer to that is..

Yes, in 3 years time

[HJ2]

[Rambo]

Seeing Sturgeon's coupon (face) when the Supreme Court's verdict was announced

[Saltire]

Especially given that the president of the Supreme Court, who issued the judgement, was born and educated in Scotland.