Things that made you smile today

[GeoffSmith]

TOSSPOT

Dublin Tram Crash Wednesday, 24 February, 2010, at 9:14

Can't see any of your photobucket pictures Neil.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj29 ... ShepPC.jpg doesn't even work - am I alone?

[Dico]

Seems that way Smithers. Works for me.
Maybe the bristles are causing interference?

[tweetdriver63]

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

[Songbird]

Re Dublin tram crash ......Are the 2 posted pictures showing in the posting

[GeoffSmith]

No! Well yes if I use IE6 but FF and Chrome show nowt.

[inkitin]

They're showing for me OK

Internet Explorer 6

Chrome's fine as well !

[Songbird]

Thanx ........ (I use FF)

[GeoffSmith]

Ha! I can see them all when I open FF with admin privileges.

[Songbird]

Wey Hey .......................Sorted
Now ........ did you know our goalie was driving that tram .... .......sorry off topic


Dog versus Vuvuzela
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c

Dirty 'Arry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulsHPpB ... re=related

[clemo]

http://www.somalicruises.com/

[Sy V]

www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_129847287071167&notif_t=group_activity#!/profile.php?id=1443442158

[Specky]

Do you need one yet...

What about now...

what about now...

It'd be easy to give him your phone number...

http://www.kellybraysteering.co.uk/page ... _16416.cfm

TTFN

[tweetdriver63]

Do you need one yet...

What about now...

what about now...

It'd be easy to give him your phone number...

http://www.kellybraysteering.co.uk/page ... _16416.cfm

TTFN

"Lotus M200 Steering Rack." Am I missing something?

[Specky]

There is only one M200 in existence,

it's a concept car.

Talk about a limited audience...



TTFN

[tweetdriver63]

There is only one M200 in existence,

it's a concept car.

Talk about a limited audience...

That's what I meant.

[Songbird]

Decisions, Desicisions

http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/all_sweets.php?page=2

[Sy V]

Got the little scrote!

What the article doesn't say is that (despite being IDed on CCTV) the Bobbies got him in St John's Church about to have our collection away from there, on Sunday morning as we were marching down the High Street en route to the church! They were lying in wait for him...

[GeoffSmith]

Got the little scrote!

Stone him!

[clemo]

Extracts from letters written To local councils:

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy

11. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it..

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night..

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

23. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

[tigerdog]