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Lottery

Postby hatters » Thu 10.11.2011, 17:39

I was almost on PETER SMITHS doorstep this morning with cash in hand for that blue EVORA he has for £38000.00
I have the same numbers every week and have had them for years and not won a bean
So just take a look at this
My numbers

23 9 2 10 36 48

Winning numbers

23 8 2 10 33 44
How close was that and all I won was a lousy TENNER!!!
Never mind maybe next week
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Re: Lottery

Postby HJ2 » Thu 10.11.2011, 19:25

Bummer!

On the upside: I'll be winning 17,6 million Euro tonight, really! :-D :lol:
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Re: Lottery

Postby hatters » Thu 10.11.2011, 19:29

Do you think you could spare 38k of it a drop in the ocean
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Re: Lottery

Postby HJ2 » Thu 10.11.2011, 19:33

No
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Re: Lottery

Postby HJ2 » Thu 10.11.2011, 19:53

But i promise LEC kitty will recieve a few pennies 8)
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Re: Lottery

Postby hatters » Thu 10.11.2011, 19:57

How tight is that??
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Re: Lottery

Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 10.11.2011, 20:11

I can assure you that the LEC kitty is tighter than a duck's arsehole.
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Re: Lottery

Postby HJ2 » Thu 10.11.2011, 20:14

Sounds like you're an expert on these things... :shock:
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Re: Lottery

Postby tigerdog » Thu 10.11.2011, 21:51

HJ2 wrote:Sounds like you're an expert on these things... :shock:
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Re: Lottery

Postby dapinky » Thu 10.11.2011, 22:18

GeoffSmith wrote:I can assure you that the LEC kitty is tighter than a duck's arsehole.



Which is a bad example, 'coz ducks have no sphincter muscles and cr@p all over the place, so aint that tight!

(I know these things - Mrs P decided we needed 4 pet ducks!!!)
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...oh, and a 2006 Freelander destined for the jungles of The Gambia - 4500 miles across roads, desert and tracks - what could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Lottery

Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 10.11.2011, 22:27

Read and learn (especially the last answer)! My, there are some strange places on this interwebbly thing. Looks like you need to teach your ducks to squeeze Mr. P.
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Re: Lottery

Postby epipete » Thu 10.11.2011, 22:37

The correct expression Gentlemen is, I believe, "tighter than a camel's arse in a sand storm" though whether that applies to the LEC kitty I would not know!
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Re: Lottery

Postby GeoffSmith » Thu 10.11.2011, 22:43

I can assure you that there is no sand in my leather bound moth collection.
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Re: Lottery

Postby epipete » Thu 10.11.2011, 22:58

I'm relieved to hear that.
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Re: Lottery

Postby HJ2 » Fri 11.11.2011, 09:19

Sad news.... :oops:
Looks like the man @ the counter gave me the wrong lottery ticket! I'm gonna talk to him tomorrow to set things straight :twisted:
Mean time: Don't give up on talking about Cloaka's and places sand can't come! It's been very entertaining so far.

I was at the beach this summer, and have learned today that I am somewhat like a camel :oops: :clap:
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