Things that made you smile today

[muley]

Hearing that Lotus38 got nuked

I think I missed all the fun.. ..some bloke who posts on car forums telling us he is incredibly rich and hasn't got one of our cars?

I'll check the Rover Metro website to see if he's got there yet. He's not on any of the myriad MX-5 websites as far as I can see



Jim

[Rambo]

Shame you missed it Jim

It was both laughable and pathetic at the same time. Some middle aged Texan looking for a mint M100 at a knockdown price allegedly goes out and buys a top of the range yellow Lambo and posts some photos off the internet LOL. He reckoned the chicks would dig the Lambo better

Cue the LEC cynics, banter merchants and general piss takers etc....

Most entertaining topic for a while until the man with the fat fingers pressed the NUKE button and the fruitcake was no more

[Enright]

I think that pretty accurately sums it all up!

[GeoffSmith]

[epipete]

I think that pretty accurately sums it all up!

Excepting that 'Middle Aged Texan' may be wrong I had it that Lotus38 was his age not DOB but perhaps its the thickness if his wallet - thanks to Fat-fingers now we'll never know!

[GeoffSmith]

I thought it was his IQ.... or am I confusing him with me? Or maybe it's the number of account managers jobs he's had.... but that seems on the low side. Or maybe it's the average temperature in Texas.... but he probably doesn't understand Centigrade so it's probably not that. Damn you fat-fingers..... whoever you are.

[steve matthews]

Damn you fat-fingers..... whoever you are.

Another week would have been good. Lotus38 would have published his address and i could have sent him a birthday card.

In Loving Memory

Steve - I light my cigars with $50 bills.

[HJ2]

i am about to buy a new vauxhall, .... i'll think i will troll around the reliant forum first, looking for a mint reliant

[alan e]

I have a mint polo if you want one

[GeoffSmith]

[Rambo]

I have a mint polo if you want one

[Rambo]

Wrong mints my fat fingered friend - whoever you are

[Rambo]

I think that pretty accurately sums it all up!

Excepting that 'Middle Aged Texan' may be wrong I had it that Lotus38 was his age not DOB but perhaps its the thickness if his wallet - thanks to Fat-fingers now we'll never know!

I'm fairly sure in a previous post (now all nuked) that Philip Hurston of Houston said he was nearly 50 ??

Perhaps the 38 was in reference to dick size ??


















In millimetres

[dapinky]

I just assumed that the '38' was the number of millions of dollars he saw off the US Government for when he provided a dodgy computer system to the FBI....

[Rambo]

I just assumed that the '38' was the number of millions of dollars he saw off the US Government for when he provided a dodgy computer system to the FBI....

[GeoffSmith]

Wrong mints my fat fingered friend - whoever you are

It goes:

1. Post saying you want mint X.
2. Post generic picture of mint Y.

So, in the case of the OP:

X = Elan
Y = Lambo

In the above example:

X = Polo
Y = Trebor

Keep up at the back. The cold must be numbing your braincell.

[HJ2]

hahahahahahaha!

[Rambo]

Wrong mints my fat fingered friend - whoever you are

It goes:

1. Post saying you want mint X.
2. Post generic picture of mint Y.

So, in the case of the OP:

X = Elan
Y = Lambo

In the above example:

X = Polo
Y = Trebor

Keep up at the back. The cold must be numbing your braincell.

Very good Geoff Your powers of lateral thinking never cease to amaze me.

I do try and keep up but its very hard with only one brain cell numbed by the cold and pickled in gin

[alan e]

What have I started how can a polo mint end up with a lasson in algebra ?

[GeoffSmith]

What have I started how can a polo mint end up with a lasson in algebra ?

... and finally a lesson in spelling.