by Stef » Fri 04.03.2005, 15:15
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.<br><br>Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.<br><br>Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.<br><br>But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.<br><br>Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.<br><br>Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.<br>
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh * t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.