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Things that made you smile today
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by GeoffSmith » Fri 24.02.2012, 16:27
Calypso Red S2 #417
USB ElanScan interfaces - £60 incl. UK P&P & £65 incl. ROW P&P
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by muley » Fri 24.02.2012, 17:52
Very good.. I liked the bit about Scottish drinking 
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Stef » Sat 25.02.2012, 11:59
Ahhhh! The simple things in life! Cracking pancake night last night! What a tosser I am! 
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh * t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh * t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by ashm » Sun 26.02.2012, 17:31
Lunchtime Saturday: passed by a blue Noble heading west along the m4 near Swindon
Lunchtime Sunday: broad smile as I overtake the same blue Noble heading east along the m4 near Swindon... on the back of an RAC lorry...
Cruel, but amusing all the same
Lunchtime Sunday: broad smile as I overtake the same blue Noble heading east along the m4 near Swindon... on the back of an RAC lorry...
Cruel, but amusing all the same
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Stef » Wed 29.02.2012, 15:02
An extra day today! And my carrot cake was a success 
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh * t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh * t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by DaveB » Mon 12.03.2012, 22:36
The first lawn cut of the season...
... ahhh, the smell of freshly cut moss.
... ahhh, the smell of freshly cut moss.
Time taken to post a picture on this forum - down to 35 minutes...
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Rice crispy » Mon 12.03.2012, 23:08
DaveB wrote:The first lawn cut of the season...
... ahhh, the smell of freshly cut moss.
maybe the last cut of the year espescially if it gives me more time to drive the Elan 
Bl00dy hate cutting the grass
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by GeoffSmith » Tue 20.03.2012, 21:39
Calypso Red S2 #417
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Rice crispy » Sat 24.03.2012, 23:06
Ebay item
1993 FORD sierra P100 blue 2.9 cosworth hotrod unfinished project
for sell is a ford sierra p100 with 2.9 cosworth bob engine with the boa loom & ecu and sierra xr4 frunt struts and lowering springs
the pikup cost £800 and the engine cost £250 and the loom and ecu cost £250 struts and springs cost £50 xr4i geargox £150 and xr4i fliywheel
iv had it on the road for a yaer and it wos a good pikup its solid and the back is not roten like most all it wonts is the engine wiering up
iv just got to meny projects on sow i need to gow it cums with all the bits you need to finis it
the wheels on the frunt ar not includid and the truk man top is not includid
can delliver at cost
and it has a privet number plet
1993 FORD sierra P100 blue 2.9 cosworth hotrod unfinished project
for sell is a ford sierra p100 with 2.9 cosworth bob engine with the boa loom & ecu and sierra xr4 frunt struts and lowering springs
the pikup cost £800 and the engine cost £250 and the loom and ecu cost £250 struts and springs cost £50 xr4i geargox £150 and xr4i fliywheel
iv had it on the road for a yaer and it wos a good pikup its solid and the back is not roten like most all it wonts is the engine wiering up
iv just got to meny projects on sow i need to gow it cums with all the bits you need to finis it
the wheels on the frunt ar not includid and the truk man top is not includid
can delliver at cost
and it has a privet number plet
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by inkitin » Mon 02.04.2012, 16:38
Back driving again after my four week medical "ban"!
Yyyeeeeesssss
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Rice crispy » Mon 02.04.2012, 19:07
Great news glad to hear you are on the mend
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Dave Eds » Mon 02.04.2012, 19:09
MOT that's what! 
And Roly back behind the wheel too!
And Roly back behind the wheel too!
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by GeoffSmith » Mon 02.04.2012, 20:23
inkitin wrote:Back driving again after my four week medical "ban"!
Yyyeeeeesssss
Good on you Rolly Polly.
Dave Eds wrote:MOT that's what!
x2
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by inkitin » Mon 02.04.2012, 22:02
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Rice crispy » Sat 14.04.2012, 14:08
Amazon review for mens hair removal lol http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK if you read the first review
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by HJ2 » Sat 14.04.2012, 17:24
LOL!
Thank god that review doesn't go with piccies!
Thank god that review doesn't go with piccies!
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Rice crispy » Tue 24.04.2012, 13:39
Reading through a 1992 copy of club lotus
Dear
Club lotus,
I am a snake charmer and have trained my pet python to remove the oil filter of my new Elan. It winds round the filter and then locking its tail to the chassis grunts and hisses until the filter is off, then it eats it. But this is a left hand threaded python and I can't find one to fit the new filter, any suggestions?
Dear
Club lotus,
I am a snake charmer and have trained my pet python to remove the oil filter of my new Elan. It winds round the filter and then locking its tail to the chassis grunts and hisses until the filter is off, then it eats it. But this is a left hand threaded python and I can't find one to fit the new filter, any suggestions?
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by cliff » Fri 27.04.2012, 20:43
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If you can't be a good example, then you might as well be a terrible warning
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by Rice crispy » Fri 27.04.2012, 21:15
Cliff it was the same one as i posted a couple above made me laugh
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Re: Things that made you smile today
by epipete » Fri 27.04.2012, 21:22
Very for men - brilliant! Wonder if it'd melt vinyl?
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