Well you know what LOTUS stands for?

[rip]

We have all heard this pathetic, uneducated remark. I have been trying to think of an alternative to slap back at the next prick who quotes it to me. A remark from Enright on his latest project thread has prompted me to post...but I think I would get a slap if I hijacked his thread with this
I can think of several words for most of the letters but cannot make a snappy phrase. Can I have some help please?
I will start by listing what I have

L Lack
Less

O Of
Old

T Tosser
Thought
That

U Uneducated

S Stupid

That's given me one already. but I don't like it enough:

Less Of That Uneducated, Stupid!

I'm sure that between us on here we can make up something a bit less offensive, more true & maybe more amusing?

[Dave Eds]

Loads Of Torque Usually Sideways.

Look Out Tosser(ifyou) Upset Spud (Smiffy, Sy, Specky, Silver..........).

[GeoffSmith]

In line with Rip's request for something less offensive, I put forward the words twat, uwanker and shitforbrains for consideration.

[Peter_W]

Leader On Track Utterly Swift

[Peter_W]

Leads Over Twisties Uncommonly Speedy

[Rambo]

Lots Of Totty Usually Sexy

[Rice crispy]

Load of twats usually stupid

[novacaine]

I had quite a few people say this to me since I bought my elan,

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

[epipete]

I had quite a few people say this to me since I bought my elan,

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Err, I think that was the point Rip is trying to counter

[lotos]

Light Open-Top Unorthodox Sportscar (Unorthodox because of FWD)

[Rambo]

I had quite a few people say this to me since I bought my elan,

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Err, I think that was the point Rip is trying to counter

Keep up at the back novacaine

[novacaine]

Less of the usual s***e ?

[GeoffSmith]

And the winner is....

Light Open-Top Unorthodox Sportscar (Unorthodox because of FWD)

[Rob P]

What about
Lots Of Thrills Utterly Sensational

[novacaine]

What about
Lots Of Thrills Utterly Sensational

Think I like this one

[Dave Eds]

And the winner is....

Light Open-Top Unorthodox Sportscar (Unorthodox because of FWD)

Or because rear wheel drive mid engine hard top?

[Simon_P]

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Less
Often
Than
U
Say

or

Lots
Of
Twats
Utter that
Shite

[epipete]

Oi you, 'leave opinions to us speedsters'

[esprit888]

Lots
Of
Tickets
Usually
Speeding

[steve matthews]

Lots
Of
Tickets
Usually
Speeding

Steve