Simon_P wrote:Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious
Less
Often
Than
U
Say
or
Lots
Of
Twats
Utter that
Shite
Brilliant. I think these are my favourite 2 snappy retorts & used together should have the desired effect.
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Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
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Re: Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
by rip » Fri 16.05.2014, 15:55
Brilliant. I think these are my favourite 2 snappy retorts & used together should have the desired effect.
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Re: Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
by dapinky » Fri 16.05.2014, 22:31
Leaves Obnoxious Twats Utterly Speechless
Dave
Just the one now, but this one's mine! - and it will be finished eventually..... - but also temporary custodian of a project until it is finished enough for Angie to drive it
...oh, and a 2006 Freelander destined for the jungles of The Gambia - 4500 miles across roads, desert and tracks - what could possibly go wrong?
Just the one now, but this one's mine! - and it will be finished eventually..... - but also temporary custodian of a project until it is finished enough for Angie to drive it
...oh, and a 2006 Freelander destined for the jungles of The Gambia - 4500 miles across roads, desert and tracks - what could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
by Enright » Sat 17.05.2014, 08:43
I must admit, I was gravitating towards Simon_P's last acronym, but I think Pinky then went and pipped him at the post! 
Good topic Iain. Thanks for avoiding the thread hijack - I think it would have utterley flown it off into the Indian Ocean, never to be seen again.
Now it's almost worth a sticky - I wish I'd had a few of those retorts up my sleeve recently, although if I did I might still be looking for a helpful engineer!!!
Good topic Iain. Thanks for avoiding the thread hijack - I think it would have utterley flown it off into the Indian Ocean, never to be seen again.
Now it's almost worth a sticky - I wish I'd had a few of those retorts up my sleeve recently, although if I did I might still be looking for a helpful engineer!!!
Striking fear into the hearts of duplicate posts everywhere...! 
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Re: Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
by Fourdoorcat » Tue 20.05.2014, 00:05
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Re: Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
by Simon_P » Wed 21.05.2014, 00:17
Leave it
Out
They're
Utterly
Sensational
Leaks
Overheats
Then
Usually
Stops
Out
They're
Utterly
Sensational
Leaks
Overheats
Then
Usually
Stops
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Re: Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
by Simon_P » Wed 21.05.2014, 00:28
It's 12.30 am ...
Log
Off
Time
U
Slept!
Log
Off
Time
U
Slept!
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Re: Well you know what LOTUS stands for?
by JohnB » Wed 21.05.2014, 10:58
Enright wrote:I must admit, I was gravitating towards Simon_P's last acronym, but I think Pinky then went and pipped him at the post!
Anybody going slower than me is an idiot. Anybody going faster is a maniac.
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