Car is going to go for it's MOT soon, so I though I would check/set the base timing & check the CO level.
Having spent quite a while trying to find the timing marks (who the hell put them up there out of sight??!), I got the timing gun connected up and put the car in service mode. I was expecting the timing to be out (and I was right) but what I wasn't expecting was that every once in a while the gun seemed to fire when the timing was around 8 degrees BTDC; mostly it was firing at 16 degrees (with a little bit of a wobble) but every once in a while it fired at about 8 degrees AND sometimes the gun didn't fire at all; the question at the end of all this is "is this normal" or is everyone else seeing rock solid timing pulses?
Having got the timing as correct as I could, I moved on to the CO measurement; I'm guessing 9.8% isn't going to pass!! After several minutes (read "45 minutes of swearing") I managed to get to the CO pot and having fought long and hard with the tool got it down to 2.7% which I believe should be good enough to pass...
And just to rub salt into my already dipping enthusiasm, I'd been running the engine a little while (40 minutes maybe) at tick-over whilst fiddling with the CO pot and (the good news) the fans had cut in a few times and gone off again, just like you expect when suddenly there was a 'POP' and the expansion tank disappeared in a cloud of steam and boiling water; I wasn't able to see exactly where it was all coming from (I was busy making sure my lad was out of the way) but once the excitement was over, the entire coolant was liberally spread over most of the engine bay, the drive and my missus favourite flowers (which went down particularly well...not) - I know it was empty due to the amount of coolant I had to put back in it (after 45 minutes of cooling down before I dared remove the cap on the expansion tank).
So thank you for reading all this and I would welcome the collected wisdom as to:
1. Does the timing wobble slightly in service mode?
2. Spurious timing pulses - are they normal and/or should I ignore them?
3. Is 2.7% CO good enough?
4. What the heck and a half happened to the temperature/coolant?
I have more questions about why the car seems to run on 3 and a half cylinders, but they can wait.

same here
