BOLLECKS 2 location, location, location

[Rambo]

Looks suspiciously like a Suzuki Crapuccino

[Rambo]

Or maybe Smiffy is an MX5 closet queen

[GeoffSmith]

Left hand drive, that's what it is.

[Rambo]

Wind up merchant

[GeoffSmith]

Moi?

[Rambo]

Yes you

PS Bet the NMY would look good at the new Spanish villa Do you want me to bring over any more Berwick cockles if I can get hold of them ?

Adios

[muley]

Left hand drive, that's what it is.

..for export outside EU, apparently..

[GeoffSmith]

Missed that. Oh well, plan C...

[dapinky]

Hows about Plan D?

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[GeoffSmith]

The good news: Contracts exchanged.

The bad news: Car aspirations reappraised.

[Enright]

Congratulations but watch out: It's got something out of Star Wars growing out of the dashboard - look I can just see it's antennae!
Seriously mate, you can't drive around in that - it's like a mobile public convenience.

[GeoffSmith]

Seriously mate, you can't drive around in that - it's like a mobile public convenience.

Well I am 60 in August so it might be useful...

[GeoffSmith]

How about this then?

[Enright]

Oh that looks a lot more entertaining!
But bearing in mind your previous post, are you sure you'll be able to get in and out of those figure-hugging seats?

[GeoffSmith]

One cheek in each seat?

[GeoffSmith]

Hmmmmm

[Rambo]

Go for it Geoff. You are only young once

[Scott J]

Mr Smith,

have you considered an MX5 old chap, they come highly recommended, and are all the rage at the moment.

[Rambo]

Mr Smith,

have you considered an MX5 old chap, they come highly recommended, and are all the rage at the moment.

I even saw one with its roof down today. First this year

[GeoffSmith]

It depends what you want out of a car Scott, so when I want a cheap, slow†, rusty, common-as-muck, poor imitation of a sixties classic then I might consider it.... but I'm only 59 and I'm not ready for an old man's last hurrah just yet.

† 0-60 times:
1989 MX5 slower than the 1960's Elan
2009 MX5 slower than the 1990's Elan