Things that made you smile today

[Enright]

Of course, you know the difference between Lotus38 and a Polo mint don't you?














People like Polos.

[alan e]

Wrong mints my fat fingered friend - whoever you are

It goes:

1. Post saying you want mint X.
2. Post generic picture of mint Y.

So, in the case of the OP:

X = Elan
Y = Lambo

In the above example:

X = Polo
Y = Trebor

Keep up at the back. The cold must be numbing your braincell.

And a lesson in spelling its brain cell two words but I was not going to be so pettie to point it out

[dapinky]

Wrong mints my fat fingered friend - whoever you are

It goes:

1. Post saying you want mint X.
2. Post generic picture of mint Y.

So, in the case of the OP:

X = Elan
Y = Lambo

In the above example:

X = Polo
Y = Trebor

Keep up at the back. The cold must be numbing your braincell.

And a lesson in spelling its brain cell two words but I was not going to be so pettie to point it out

*it's

* should there be a comma between 'words' & 'but'???

*petty

*Full stop at the end of a non-fragmented sentence.

[alan e]

Yes Mr Pink it is full stop.

[esprit888]

Wrong algebra answer:
Lotus38>w (wan**r)
Therefore > wan**r = Stimpy (http://www.lamborghini-talk.com/vbforum ... rs-139489/) so for those who want to continue being entertained follow Stimpy and see if he is boasting about having more money than the rest of the world who haven't worked as hard as he has

[GeoffSmith]

Wrong mints my fat fingered friend - whoever you are

It goes:

1. Post saying you want mint X.
2. Post generic picture of mint Y.

So, in the case of the OP:

X = Elan
Y = Lambo

In the above example:

X = Polo
Y = Trebor

Keep up at the back. The cold must be numbing your braincell.

And a lesson in spelling its brain cell two words but I was not going to be so pettie to point it out

Inmydefence,thespacebaronthisoldkeyboardisnotverygood Andit'sveryhot

Lotus38 meet Stimpy.



PS I know. My space bar is working again - it's cooled down to 15°C.

[epipete]

Maybe Stimpy/Lotus38 or whatever was right about the ladies! When I click on that link, indispersed amongst all the chatter is a never ending pastiche of adverts for Russian, Ukraine, Thai, and other Asian women and you certainly don't get that on the LEC!!!

[Rambo]

......only one brain cell numbed by the cold and pickled in gin

C'mon Geoff. Even me with the one brain cell can get it right

[muley]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p039491 ... tentcard28

[muley]

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Best handling FWD car? Well coupe, anyway..
S version - flatter torque curve than the 'nutter' R version
160 b.h.p. in a 1200 kg. Car. Goes well!

[Scott J]

It looks dull boring and frankly, ugly. As for Coupes, I think I want a GT86

[daveiow]

This would be my choice as the best handling front wheel drive car
Beautifully balanced and compliant and as with most great cars not too much power to overwhelm the chassis.
Unfortunately not fast enough to outrun the tin worm

[muley]

This would be my choice as the best handling front wheel drive car
Beautifully balanced and compliant and as with most great cars not too much power to overwhelm the chassis.
Unfortunately not fast enough to outrun the tin worm

Good call. I like the idea of a lower powered car - I ran a 1043c.c. Polo 'breadvam' as my main driver for a couple of years (saving money whilst my sons learnt to drive) It was a hoot!

[muley]

It looks dull boring and frankly, ugly. As for Coupes, I think I want a GT86

GT86? Now that IS ugly. Way outside my NZD 5,000 budget in any case.

Not sure how many BTCC Team Championships the GT86 has?

[Saltire]

This would be my choice as the best handling front wheel drive car
Beautifully balanced and compliant and as with most great cars not too much power to overwhelm the chassis.
Unfortunately not fast enough to outrun the tin worm

I second that; well inside my Top Ten classic cars. How about a day trip from the Isle of Wight to see this one?

[lotusflasherman]

Saw this on facebook and it made me smile - will use it next time...

Just had a cold call from a 'accident claims' company.
I gave it the 'thank god someone remembers about it' I've had amnesia ever since and can't remember a thing PLEASE HELP ME!!! PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT MY ACCIDENT ........ The call went dead

[HJ2]

That 'll teach em!

[GeoffSmith]

Rambo is 25 years old

[Enright]

Quite by chance, I found myself on Google Earth - 2 miles from home!

[GeoffSmith]

And you didn't see the Google camera van? Or is this another example of how they park in Arnold?