Caption competition

[Stef]

So, a fab weekend at Silverstone Classics held by a few of us.

Trying not to snigger too obviously, we saw this...

Comment away!!!

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[Sport Paolo]

I'll take a five iron.

[Rambo]

Stick it where the sun doesn't shine

[Andy C]

"Geez .. waiting around here is a pain in the arse"

"Bugger me .. where did I put my monopod?"

"Lets play "Pin the tail on the Honkie"

[muley]

"Try sideways!"

"How did you feel after your dealings with Bob Brown? Well..."

[tb10]

"Alan didn't realise how much of a pain in the arse it was going to be waiting for his wife but, after all the years of marriage, he could still 'take it'!"..............

[Rambo]

My piles are fair playing up this weekend

[Artaban]

"Alan wasn't convinced this was the appropriate place for a free medical screening but he'd put his urine sample on the table and now it was just a question of getting the stool collector and prostate probe to work"

or

"Something didn't seem right but he'd followed the instructions in the Lotus Manual to the letter..."carefully insert shaft into main body making sure that the ring is adequately lubricated to avoid compression"

[alan e]

Whats all this with the name Alan if it dont stop now i will have take it up with my MP
Using the name Alan not the stick that is (just read it back)

[Nickydee]

"Alan wasn't convinced this was the appropriate place for a free medical screening but he'd put his urine sample on the table and now it was just a question of getting the stool collector and prostate probe to work"

or

"Something didn't seem right but he'd followed the instructions in the Lotus Manual to the letter..."carefully insert shaft into main body making sure that the ring is adequately lubricated to avoid compression"

[alan e]

He wondered how long he will have to stand here with the stick up he's arse before someone starts a caption competition?

[HJ2]

Shitting a monopod is... Hmmmmzzzzzz.....
shitting a 1.000mm tele however

[Rambo]

"Alan wasn't convinced this was the appropriate place for a free medical screening but he'd put his urine sample on the table and now it was just a question of getting the stool collector and prostate probe to work"

or

"Something didn't seem right but he'd followed the instructions in the Lotus Manual to the letter..."carefully insert shaft into main body making sure that the ring is adequately lubricated to avoid compression"

Andy wins the prize for the best caption(s)......















......a free years trial of the Silverstone stool collector

[Stef]

Agreed! Winner indeed!