It's official

[DaveT]

Thanx to Catweazel

Couldn't have said it better myself....

While I beguiled the beldams
with my sultry southern charm,
Twemlow went to work
to disarm the alarm.
Agile as an alley cat,
he scaled the mezzanine,
while I regaled the beldams
with my Dapper Dan routine.
Twenty minutes later
we were flying to Peru,
diamonds in our pockets,
gilded gew-gaws for the crew.
So if you seek a life of ease
in old palatial style,
get yourself a Twemlow
and a wicked winning smile.

[Rambo]

FFS Dave. You been at the waccy baccy again ?

[Dave Eds]

Mark, if you've read Dave's book................

[DaveT]

Bon soir Mr Eds

Looking forward to karting in May

another for a laff

Twemlow tickled Tandy
with his feats of handy-dandy,
and by making cufflinks vanish
in thin air.
Tandy rocked with laughter
until the morning after,
when he realised his Rolex
wasn’t there.