Things that made you smile today

[GeoffSmith]

Christ......why do they do that ? I'm sure all these companies have some sort of pledge/statement regarding waste/recycling,etc,etc, and then they do this all the time !!

I bought from an online company but found it used Amazon as a distributor so Amazon is to blame for that stupidity. I do try to avoid using Amazon on principle since I learnt they paid so little Corporation Tax, but will if they are significantly cheaper - not often... Avoid Starbucks too !

The main reason I avoid Starbucks is that their coffee is shite

They sell coffee as well as muddy water?

[GeoffSmith]

The original Casino Royal on ITV on New Year's Eve:

[Rusty Wishbone]

Yes, I saw that too. The puzzling thing was that, it immediately cut to the adverts, giving me time to get excited about a car chase involving a Lotus F3 car, but when the film returned, Peter Sellars was strapped to a chair being tortured, having been captured. It was as if the car chase sequence had been cut.

[GeoffSmith]

For all the Elan owning damper van drivers, here's a thought...

[Rambo]

Don't you mean camper El Geoffos ??

Always had my suspicions about you

[GeoffSmith]

Don't you mean camper El Geoffos ??

Always had my suspicions about you

They always leak and it always rains so they're always damp.

[Fredjohn]

For all the Elan owning damper van drivers, here's a thought...

now there's an idea.........yellow Elan (or sliver Evora) on my blue van, with 195/70 R15 wheels and tyres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rambo]

Limited vision when you turn right

[GeoffSmith]

now there's an idea.........yellow Elan (or sliver Evora) on my blue van, with 195/70 R15 wheels and tyres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not AND rather than OR? After all, your van has two sides…

[GeoffSmith]

Limited vision when you turn right

You do realise that the car is painted on the van and not the other way round, don't you?

[Rambo]

Really ?

[alan e]

NO WAY!!!!

[GeoffSmith]

People talking about brake upgrades…

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[GeoffSmith]

Oscar's new favourite song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHWUzau5_Bo

[Giniw]

(wow, it's ultra hard to understand the chatter for me xD)

[John_W]

Don’t worry, I don’t know what he’s on about either. I think El Geoffo’s randomness is deliberate so that the wife and kids will have difficulty proving that he’s finally lost his marbles when they want to get him into the funny farm.

[simonbuk]

Nice to know your life raft is going to be bouyant - even if you are going to headbutt the guy in front and then get whiplash coming back up !! (Whilst being sick doing a 360 degree back flip !!)

https://youtu.be/KRW-5CLEnxM

[alan e]

Nice to know your life raft is going to be bouyant - even if you are going to headbutt the guy in front and then get whiplash coming back up !! (Whilst being sick doing a 360 degree back flip !!)

https://youtu.be/KRW-5CLEnxM

WHAT have you been drinking

[GeoffSmith]

Looks like fun although I'd prefer to be facing backwards à la RAF VC10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwUfmvSySV8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuLXLTWiCA

[GeoffSmith]