Whose bastard picture is this?

Electronic and hardcopy, manuals, articles, books etc.

Moderators: theelanman, dapinky, Specky, clemo, Nige, Sy V, Dave Eds, DaveT, Elanlover, muley, Enright, algirdas, nitroman, GeoffSmith

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Tue 16.01.2018, 16:13

chipp wrote:
lotusflasherman wrote:Looks to me like the reflection on the rear hip is showing signs of Photoshop so I wouldn't make any judgement about the boot opening... and the 5 stud wheels are just weird ! You pay 'an arm and a leg' for a 4 stud S2, how much for a 5 stud ???

Now here's a 2 minute photoshop bastard picture - what's changed? :lol:

shopped.jpg


You've cleaned it :lol:

chipp


Me?... Not this weather, too cold. :lol: I've been contracting it out for a while .. £5 well spent ... (their tariff is £4 but they get a cold weather tip).

cleaning.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Phil

Leave me alone, I think I know what I'm doing.
Cars: Subaru Forester 2.5XTN, Eclat Riviera, brace of Pacific Blue SE's, Collapso SE, Elan+2S.... and now an Evora
User avatar
lotusflasherman
God
 
Posts: 2533
Joined: Fri 05.09.2008, 00:14
Location: Hadleigh, 15m west of Ipswich or I may be 800 miles south (Cap d'Agde)

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Giniw » Tue 16.01.2018, 16:51

Rambo wrote:The 2 babes have gone :(

No look, I think they are back! 8)
User avatar
Giniw
God
 
Posts: 1615
Joined: Sat 21.04.2012, 20:46
Location: France

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Tue 16.01.2018, 19:58

Giniw wrote:
Rambo wrote:The 2 babes have gone :(

No look, I think they are back! 8)


:lol:

by the way ... the winter wheels are black

P sottozero.jpg


and the clues for the bastard picture is 'open the boot?' & 'fill with fuel?'
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Phil

Leave me alone, I think I know what I'm doing.
Cars: Subaru Forester 2.5XTN, Eclat Riviera, brace of Pacific Blue SE's, Collapso SE, Elan+2S.... and now an Evora
User avatar
lotusflasherman
God
 
Posts: 2533
Joined: Fri 05.09.2008, 00:14
Location: Hadleigh, 15m west of Ipswich or I may be 800 miles south (Cap d'Agde)

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Tue 16.01.2018, 20:50

I'm lost. This thread is far too cryptic for me :banghead:
User avatar
Rambo
Don't push me
 
Posts: 9144
Joined: Wed 24.12.2003, 00:37
Location: Both sides of the Tweed

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Dave Eds » Tue 16.01.2018, 21:21

No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!
Spud

'92 NM SE, '10 Evora NA now gone '90 Calypso SE now sold '62 Wolseley 1500


Spud's Cotswold Holiday Cottage for hire - LEC discount available
User avatar
Dave Eds
Moderator
 
Posts: 5136
Joined: Thu 05.01.2006, 22:59
Location: Wadesmill, Herts or Mickleton, Gloucs or somewhere else

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Wed 17.01.2018, 15:53

This thread just gets weirder and weirder. WTF ??
User avatar
Rambo
Don't push me
 
Posts: 9144
Joined: Wed 24.12.2003, 00:37
Location: Both sides of the Tweed

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby GeoffSmith » Wed 17.01.2018, 16:30

Summer wheels are invariably silver. Just ask Dico.
Calypso Red S2 #417

USB ElanScan interfaces - £60 incl. UK P&P & £65 incl. ROW P&P
User avatar
GeoffSmith
Kitty Fiddler
 
Posts: 15628
Joined: Fri 03.02.2006, 21:57
Location: S2#417 in Tytherington, Gloucestershire

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Wed 17.01.2018, 16:40

Somebody told me he was silver all year. Probably Jayne :lol:
User avatar
Rambo
Don't push me
 
Posts: 9144
Joined: Wed 24.12.2003, 00:37
Location: Both sides of the Tweed

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Wed 17.01.2018, 17:39

Dave Eds wrote:No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!


:clap:
Phil

Leave me alone, I think I know what I'm doing.
Cars: Subaru Forester 2.5XTN, Eclat Riviera, brace of Pacific Blue SE's, Collapso SE, Elan+2S.... and now an Evora
User avatar
lotusflasherman
God
 
Posts: 2533
Joined: Fri 05.09.2008, 00:14
Location: Hadleigh, 15m west of Ipswich or I may be 800 miles south (Cap d'Agde)

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby GeoffSmith » Wed 17.01.2018, 18:27

lotusflasherman wrote:
Dave Eds wrote:No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!


:clap:

I presume that was a camp joke.
Calypso Red S2 #417

USB ElanScan interfaces - £60 incl. UK P&P & £65 incl. ROW P&P
User avatar
GeoffSmith
Kitty Fiddler
 
Posts: 15628
Joined: Fri 03.02.2006, 21:57
Location: S2#417 in Tytherington, Gloucestershire

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby lotusflasherman » Wed 17.01.2018, 19:20

GeoffSmith wrote:
lotusflasherman wrote:
Dave Eds wrote:No need to get in a flap Mark, if you can find one that is!


:clap:

I presume that was a camp joke.


In my bastard picture I'd ''shopped out" the boot lid gap to make it look Federal and the fuel filler flap - just to prove you shouldn't believe everything you see in photos these days. Spud spotted the flap had gone, Mark needs to go to Specsavers... :lol:
Phil

Leave me alone, I think I know what I'm doing.
Cars: Subaru Forester 2.5XTN, Eclat Riviera, brace of Pacific Blue SE's, Collapso SE, Elan+2S.... and now an Evora
User avatar
lotusflasherman
God
 
Posts: 2533
Joined: Fri 05.09.2008, 00:14
Location: Hadleigh, 15m west of Ipswich or I may be 800 miles south (Cap d'Agde)

Re: Whose bastard picture is this?

Postby Rambo » Wed 17.01.2018, 22:54

I thought something was amiss.

Your wheels used to be orange :D
User avatar
Rambo
Don't push me
 
Posts: 9144
Joined: Wed 24.12.2003, 00:37
Location: Both sides of the Tweed

Previous

Return to Literature

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest