Oh dear - here we go again....
MOT failed with a whole heap of things which I was assured contained nothing major; mostly brakes related which I put down to the car not being used for a long time as well as an emissions fail. I wasn't too surprised about the emissions as I had been fiddling about to try and sort out the long-running 'over fuelling' (if that indeed is what it is).
So, emissions were sorted by a reset of the timing and CO pot twiddling - sailed through on the retest.
The brakes however.....
The mechanic took it for a long run to 'get them red-hot' and it just about squeezed through the MOT but he wasn't happy about it; he couldn't lock the wheels on the road and now we have gained an interesting metallic 'creak' when applying the brakes. He is concerned that in attempts to get the brakes to pass muster, he's buggered the master cylinder (one of the springs might have snapped?).
I am beginning to think that the car just has it in for me and my will is slowly crumbling; to cap it all I've been ill with different things for what seems like forever which means I can't work on the car myself and the costs of all the repairs are getting too much to sub out. This might be the last straw.
Oh; and just to add fuel to the fire, the new alternator isn't charging the battery, so that needs to be sorted out yet again.
If I were given to such things, I could swear

There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those that understand binary.....