Why do football managers ......?

[Rambo]

Just watching Match of the Day and it has always puzzled me, but why do football managers and their supporting staff always sit in what look like leather clad Recaro car seats ? Some even look like Honda S2000 heated ones

No one ever seems to sit in M100 ones. Not even Norwich City

[Rambo]

And does Jurgen Klopp have false teeth ? Or just too many in his mouth ?

[John_W]

Wierd!
I think Rambo has had one too many malt sherbets.

[GeoffSmith]

And does Jurgen Klopp have false teeth ? Or just too many in his mouth ?

If you were on FaecesBook you'd realise he's the related to your near neighbour…

[simonbuk]

Why do they always seem to be chewing chewing gum ? Not only that, why do they seem to chew it at such a fast speed ?

[Rambo]

And why do they always do it with their mouths open ?

[Rambo]

Actually, it's a well known scientific fact that people who choose gum have a much higher incidence of flatulence. It's caused by taking up lots of air into the abdominal cavity. So, not only do football managers speak more bullshit than the ordinary person, they actually fart more too

[Ruijs]

Interesting theory.

[Bolsom]

Why are none of them English?

[muley]

Why are none of them English?

..because the English are cr*p at soccer.


Still, they're better than the Scottish..

[Rambo]

Why are none of them English?

And the ones that are sound moronic

PS Scottish managers not only sound moronic but pissed as well

[sideways]

:D

Why are none of them English?

..because the English are cr*p at soccer.


Still, they're better than the Scottish..

Damned with faint praise.