by Owen L » Thu 15.04.2021, 03:59
Hey everyone. I'm going to keep a diary here of my attempt to recommission a 1995 S2 in BRG
9/4/21
Former best friend sends me advert for car. Text enquiry leads to inspection organised for next morning. Car is a 35 min trip away.
10/4/21
10am view car, looks a bit sad. Been stored for 5 years. Chap tells convincing story of his 85 year old father buying the car at 79, driving it for a year, losing his licence due to health and the car being parked up for last five years.
Why sell it now? He wants it gone and he's moving - OK. And it ran well before it was parked up? Oh yes, i drove it myself the week before, goes well.
So what's wrong with it now do you think? Oh probably plugs and fuel.
Drove it up and down the road, ran like a dog. I shrugged, chatted to the guy some more and walked away thinking, that's a cute car but i don't need the hassle.
Later that same day
Man Maths running wildly through my mind, I pitched it to my wife. I'd already decided not to worry about the car but was interested in her view. I constructed an excellent logic trap. She smiled and suggested it was a great idea if it was reliable and i sold some of my motorbikes. Blinded by the green light, i agreed as the phone pinged and the seller reduced the price by 20% (Note I had not offered to buy the car at this point) This combined with his address being 14 (my lucky number), i sensed Lotus ownership approaching.
Completely blind now, i agreed to the price, ignoring the reality that it hadn't run for 5 years, didn't run right and was a Lotus far far away from all the other cars and experts.
12/4/21 Garage actually cleaned out ready to receive my perfect car. The boss is impressed. No mention of which bikes i was planning to sell.
13/4/21
Car arrives on back of truck. I start it and even manage to get it up my insanely steep driveway. Runs like a dog. I have a new battery, plugs and some injector cleaner ready.
Twenty minutes to understand how the hood works, I have the new battery in. Start car, no change, no surprise. Pull plugs, all very black except the far right one. Put new plugs in, no change.
Go through dance of pulling all plugs in turn. Seems to make little difference except 3rd from left kills it. Do lots of reading on forum. Could be a coil pack - but why would that pack up from just sitting? anything is possible will be my mantra!
Add 20L of high octane fuel and an injector cleaner. Leave it for night. Have cleaned one part of a panel, comes up well. Retire to bingeing YT videos on car. Discover 3 that are great. Leave a couple of comments. Videos seem to be a couple of years old.
14/4/21
Have had some responses from YT authors, feeling star struck. what nice chaps i think. Another mate coming over to help me determine more logically which leads are not firing.
Confusion reigns. All four leads generate a spark when the lead is detached. Adding a plug into lead end also generates spark. Pulling 4 off makes no difference still. Car does seem to run a bit better, maybe its running on 3 not 1 or 2 we muse.
Watch more YT. Get out screwdriver and listen to injectors. All seem to be working. Take car for a run up local private road to see if we can get it to clear its throat.
Get back to garage, car drops its coolant in a slow dribble but steady. doesn't stop until header tank is empty. I'm not too worried about the leak, but the fluid looks awfully like rusty water
Several hours later
Injectors are out. Logic was as follows. If all 4 are getting sparks. It has to be fuel. Mate makes first mention of a compression test - he knows something, i sense. Lets do that Friday. Shall i pull injectors in meantime? sure why not, what will you clean them with? More YT. Wow there are some bad videos out there. But hey, they are having a go, good on ya fellas. I feel ready to pull injectors. Takes 3 hours and a lot of reading. Some highlights: No clips holding plugs onto injectors - someone has been in here then.... Clips holding injector to fuel rail are hard to remove. So little access. Pause for lunch and to re-read Wiki. Pick up on a missed detail about clips. Push front, then back. This was before the rail is removed. Too late but i use this approach and they come free. Very aware there are holes now opening into the engine. But that's ok I think, clips are retained onto rail. Still, I'm very wary as you'd never find anything if it dropped down and if it goes into engine - farrrrk. Two of 4 clips come loose but I'm ready and capture them. This is like surgery, watch every second. Tired from all this, i decide to have them cleaned by a chap. He agrees to arrive in morning.
Boss gets home
So how did you get on? wait is that water on the garage floor? I provided an edited highlight, placing it all in a positive light. I remove undertray after she agrees to pour water down the expansion pipe. I've removed the header tank, it says GM on it. Good I think. Water drips from the lower mounting point where the undertray attaches. radiator is in there somewhere but tracing the pipe seems to lead off to the other side of the engine bay. Ok, so cooling system is a complicated beast. Give up for evening and retire to watch YT some more, focus on cooling systems.
15/4/21
Start by watching more of the restoration series. must learn that guys name. He hasn't ever responded to any questions in the comments, so how do i find him i ponder. He fixes his headlight adjustment. I'm chasing the wheel liner removal but its in the repair video not the adjustment one. I watch that, he has made up some parts, wow, will follow up this when i get to the point of worrying about lights and pods. cool though. did I finish that video? still don't know how to remove liner. Injector chaps arrives. Takes injectors, tests them, they are fine. Damn that's upsetting. Heart starts to sink as the words "compression test" leak into my worry box. He leaves with a lot of my money. oh well. I call my former best mate to break the news he found me a pup. He is crestfallen and we banter for a while. I claim not to be too worried. Text other mate (Trev) he suggest to put them back in and we can do the compression test. Ok. But i dont jump into that. Go for supplies to clear my head a touch. People, uggh. Back at the house, i text another mate (Ben) who's a bit of a guru too. Been meaning to catch up for ages. We talk at length. He isn't convinced by anything yet. Could still be plugs. Get a timing light on it to make sure its really firing inside the cylinder. Ok i say. We move onto how hard it is to change the head and timing belt. He suggest removing the rocker cover and checking the valves aren't stuck shut. Small probability but given it has hydraulic lifters, worth looking at. He explains how a valve gets burnt out. I understand and feel lower to the ground suddenly. He also mentions collapsed lifters due to shitty oil blocking the passages. My heart beats a little harder. I try to decide what to do. Wife (Ness) has asked me to sort all my tools out properly as i wont be on holiday for much longer. Yep, good point lovely. I return to my diary on LEC to log everything so i can read it back later and laugh at my naivety.
So this afternoon...
install injectors (2 hours)
jack up car and remove liner (1 hour)
look at radiator if possible from underneath, no head under car whilst on jacks Owen!
penetrating oil into bumper mounting screws if possible - realise i need other liner off as well - oh well.
Diary progress - maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow.
Thanks for reading if you did, more tomorrow, comments very welcome.
May the bridges I burn light the way.