Found it!
And you were right Dave - the only way WAS to strip the door down.
There is a switch attached to both door lock mechanisms, which is simply there to create a signal. It senses that a door has been unlocked or locked, tells this to the central locking control box, and that then powers up (or down) both locks. In my experience the alarm system is spliced into this too.
Anyway, once you've got the door’s interior trim panel off it's dead easy to get to - it's just behind the rearmost access panel. The offending bit was the connecting wire, which was nice, because it’s just a small “un-clippable” section.
Mine had gone that familiar shade of oxidised coppery green, and one of the wires had fractured. The window would just nudge it as it passed, causing it to arc – hence the doors suddenly locking. The odd bump in the road would have a similar effect. Oh how hilarious.
So, cutting the plugs off and replacing them soon sorted it.
Now all I need to do is replace the plastic clip that holds my window to the central rail, and find out why my speaker has developed an intermittent “fade”. Ah well, it’s all experience isn’t it!
