Things that made you smile today

[cliff]

English Version

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fe ... blood.html

German Version

http://www.bild.de/news/ausland/vorurte ... .bild.html

May be they do have a sense of humour

[Specky]

What utter rubbish, I'm as British as the queen!

Regards

Mr D Speck

[GeoffSmith]

Being pulled over by an indigenous American police officer on Independence Day for doing 85mph (on a 65mph road)...






















































... and being given a verbal warning.

[rip]

... and being given a verbal warning.

They don't know you very well then

[cliff]

I love working in Germany - cheap wine, cheap beer, no speed limits - what more could you ask for (cute blondes? yep got them as well. )

Some of them take it a bit seriously though:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... itler.html

[Stef]

Hoping the stand still traffic I was in stuck in today was from a caravan on fire...

Never saw the mess, but the thought made me chuckle!

[GeoffSmith]

Grand Canyon from the air.

[GeoffSmith]

Deciding that the pool was rather too cold (28°C) once the sun went behind a cloud, so slipped into the spa (40°C) to warm up.

[steve matthews]

OK, your in the U.S. of F------ A.
Degrees of temperature
Please
Oh and when will you be in Richmond to drive the Fed. down pipe car

Steve

[GeoffSmith]

Sorry Steve - for the ex-colonials that's 82°F and 104°F.

Thanks for the offer (and we will be in Niagara/Toronto/New York next week) but after 3500+ miles in the last three weeks, even the offer of seeing Billy's handiwork can't quite inspire me...... let alone Sarah and the kids!

[tigerdog]

Deciding that the pool was rather too cold (28°C) once the sun went behind a cloud, so slipped into the spa (40°C) to warm up.

OK OK OK - we'll spring for the solar panels to heat the pool. You can enjoy them next time you visit!

[Specky]

[GeoffSmith]

No need Doug - the cloud has moved on.......

[DeanG]

Did you swim in the natural state?

[tigerdog]

Did you swim in the natural state?

Well, my late father-in-law did post a sign near the pool citing a San Diego city ordinance that reads "Swimsuits optional beyond this point" Ask Geoff about his sunburn...

[steve matthews]

TMI,TMI,TMI

[GeoffSmith]

MLAS

[DaveB]

Don't ask me what I was doing so close to a bicycle seat... just sniffing around I guess...

... But it made me smile

Photo0097.jpg

It's got rustier suspension than mine !!

[Nickydee]

Once again Sniff who I believe is the Top Gear scriptwriter is right on the money.

http://sniffpetrol.com/2011/07/21/mclar ... -supercar/

The Mclaren has been panned in the Uk press for not being involving or special enough despite all journos having to admit somewhat reluctantly it outperforms the 458 in every department. In any other country it would hailed as a technological masterpiece of home grown engineering but not here!.

[Dave Eds]

seing the Cheshire soft-lad grinning like a Cheshire cat at the wheel of a custard Elan