Things that made you smile today

[Kathryn]

Saw this car on Auto Trader looking for a tow car. Now I know my grammar and spelling is poor but this one made me laugh http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... 2131006146

Wonder if it's the same person selling this iPhone on eBay:

hello
I got new iphone 5s
box was opened but phone not been use
Please only people who are really interesting
Thank you

[lotusflasherman]

I had a lot of difficulty listening to what she was saying.... something about routine car maintenance in there...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo

[HJ2]

Hmmmzzz... Not much going on in this topic, I am the only one posting
In case somebody follows, here's an update:

HJ,
Keep posting. It's interesting, and your photos are great. However, please don't expect many replies from me, because:
a) I have no hope of contributing anything useful, as what you are doing is far too advanced for my DIY skills
b) I am afraid that if I have too much contact with you, my Elan might catch some of the terrible diseases that your one has caught recently
c) This thread is fascinating, but I'm always afraid to look - the project creep involved is a bit like looking at a train smash in slow motion

Well done for all the complex procedures you have been doing, and good luck with getting your Elan fully healthy.

John

This!
Especially 2, still smiling (with one tooth missing...)

[clemo]

Taking my CBT tests again as elapsed .

After road safety briefing time to ride round cones .

Instructor to me .. have you done this before
me - yes .
Instructor . So you should be an expert at it
Me - i will let you be the judge of that

Instructor to yoof. .. Have you done this before
yoof - No .
Instructor So you should take slowly and do as i said .
Yoof - easy when do we do the proper stuff

Instructor - proceed onwards
yoof - full rev into chain link fence .

[SimonR]

I got my first Elan ........

[HJ2]

I got my first Elan ........

That should keep you smiling for another couple of months!

[lotusflasherman]

The logic of small boys make me smile ...

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[HJ2]

[Giniw]

[steve matthews]

Me 2

[dapinky]

28degrees, hot and sunny in Laos! at 0930 in the morning

$1 for a bottle of Lao Loa (rice wine vodka) - No hangover..... still havent seen Clemo this morning though - left him in the pub when I called it a night at 0100 ~what could possibly go wrong????

I have a bike which may or may not get very far, but looks okay (by Indochina standards) - only 1420 miles to go

[Rambo]

28degrees, hot and sunny in Laos! at 0930 in the morning

$1 for a bottle of Lao Loa (rice wine vodka) - No hangover..... still havent seen Clemo this morning though - left him in the pub when I called it a night at 0100 ~what could possibly go wrong????

I have a bike which may or may not get very far, but looks okay (by Indochina standards) - only 1420 miles to go

What's actually making you smile Dave ? The fact that rice wine vodka is cheap as chips or the fact you haven't seen Clemo since the early hours

PS Hope they don't do early morning breathalyser checks in Indonesia. I suspect your breath will melt the bags

[esprit888]

28degrees, hot and sunny in Laos! at 0930 in the morning

$1 for a bottle of Lao Loa (rice wine vodka) - No hangover..... still havent seen Clemo this morning though - left him in the pub when I called it a night at 0100 ~what could possibly go wrong????

I have a bike which may or may not get very far, but looks okay (by Indochina standards) - only 1420 miles to go

What's actually making you smile Dave ? The fact that rice wine vodka is cheap as chips or the fact you haven't seen Clemo since the early hours

PS Hope they don't do early morning breathalyser checks in Indonesia. I suspect your breath will melt the bags

Ummm, may want to brush up on your geography Rambo, Laos is a country North of Cambodia and Vietnam , Indonesia is a long way away, in relative terms, and is a Muslim country where rice wine would get you in some deep doo doo
But what really made me smile was the reference to the temperature, sure it's warm, but tell us the humidity, which is what killed me in my 10 years in South east Asia. Five showers a day, step outside and within 10 minutes you're soaking wet again

[Rambo]

Actually I typed in Indochina. My spellcheck came up with Indonesia

But my fault for not checking what I'd typed before I submitted the post

[maz_r]

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Yes! Well played, Danny Willett.

[lotusflasherman]

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Yes! Well played, Danny Willett.

and Lee Westwood was second... Winner: $1.8 million, Runner-up: $1.08 million. Not bad for a few days work.

[Giniw]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k11/G ... der010.jpg

(and that one, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfqBWUdQA6c)

[GeoffSmith]

They are very practical...

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[Giniw]

Yep, that reminds me of a Top Gear episode where they put a garden statue in an Elan to prove that English roadsters are more convenient than 90's hot hatchbacks

[nicowalker1]

My brand new Superb made me smile today...

https://vimeo.com/162868035

more noise than my Elan!